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mahoney 12-04-2004 11:01 PM

Santa Clause Invented by Coca Cola aka Coke ???
 
Who Else thinks Christmas Blows Anus ? Such a Bull shit Holliday
I am so sick of it and it's only going to get more annoying over the next several weeks. By the way did you ever hear that coca cola invented the modrern day Santa ?

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

DEA - banned for life 12-04-2004 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
Who Else thinks Christmas Blows Anus ? Such a Bull shit Holliday
I am so sick of it and it's only going to get more annoying over the next several weeks. By the way did you ever hear that coca cola invented the modrern day Santa ?

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp

Bin Laden does for sure

mahoney 12-04-2004 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by DEA
Bin Laden does for sure
Are you trying to say i'm being "un-american" for seeing christmas for what it is ?

jukeboxfrank 12-04-2004 11:07 PM

I know Pepsi is the easter bunny

Jace 12-04-2004 11:15 PM

i like christmas, simply for the fact that I get to see family and give them presents face to face

Nicky 12-04-2004 11:16 PM

I think christmas is ok :-)

I know that Coke made Santa red though......

quantum-x 12-04-2004 11:17 PM

I know Santa Claus is real, but the Santa Clause is just a legal catchall used by Coca Cola

Project-Shadow 12-04-2004 11:40 PM

Hohoho.. I cant imagine santa being green. :(

VirtuMike 12-05-2004 12:38 AM

Santa Claus is completely different in America.

I first heard this story from Fabian - and I am sure I am getting it wrong - but in Holland, Sinterklaas is a guy that used to come around and put all the black kids into his sack and take them to Spain.

I didn't believe it - then it was verified, and then - get this - I saw a Sinterklaas on a canal boat in Amsterdam with a bunch of guys wearing black facepaint.

I then met a doorguy at a bar dressed as Sinterklaas - and he laughed about being the black Sinterklaas.

I still don't get it. But it seems funny.

S P A N N O W 12-05-2004 02:27 AM

It figures... :(

StacyCat 12-05-2004 05:38 AM

Montgomery Wards invented rudolph :-)

The Apprentice 12-05-2004 05:39 AM

I thought Santa wasn't real... :(

this is my worst fucking nightmare, thank you very much.

Mutt 12-05-2004 05:48 AM

yer nuts - Christmas is an awesome holiday and I don't believe in any religion. I don't care if it's all a media created and hyped event - people do get into the Christmas spirit around now, they think about being nice and it does bring families together - even if they usually turn into dysfunctional family circuses. For families with kids it's a special time - more than just waiting for the toys.

The real Christmas spirt exists in small towns/cities - if you're from LA and have never lived in a small town/city you wouldn't understand.

JamesK2 12-05-2004 05:58 AM

christmas is cool

I like the lights and atmosphere

fuck santa clause

JamesK2 12-05-2004 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
yer nuts - Christmas is an awesome holiday and I don't believe in any religion. I don't care if it's all a media created and hyped event - people do get into the Christmas spirit around now, they think about being nice and it does bring families together - even if they usually turn into dysfunctional family circuses. For families with kids it's a special time - more than just waiting for the toys.

The real Christmas spirt exists in small towns/cities - if you're from LA and have never lived in a small town/city you wouldn't understand.

Well said.

chodadog 12-05-2004 06:53 AM

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xclusive 12-05-2004 06:57 AM

I love christmas now that I have my own family i can't wait to see my kids opening presents all day long...

tony286 12-05-2004 03:30 PM

I just saw that on the home channel

sickkittens 12-05-2004 03:32 PM

Wow. Christmas really bothers you that much? :( :helpme

pornguy 12-05-2004 03:33 PM

The only thing that I dont like about this time of year, iss the number of people that have to have it alone. they get depressed, and that is a bad thing.

there is a reason that they call it silly season.

Manowar 12-05-2004 03:35 PM

Santa was green, coke turned him red. bastards.

Steen2 12-05-2004 03:37 PM

I don't like it

Warden 12-05-2004 03:42 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
The only thing that I dont like about this time of year, iss the number of people that have to have it alone. they get depressed, and that is a bad thing.

there is a reason that they call it silly season.

This is one reason back when I was in the Military (I was married), I would invite as many single Joes over for dinner and a little something for them to open. I have continued this tradtion for years after getting out. Christmas to me is about the kids, bringning together family and good will towards your fellow man.

mahoney 12-05-2004 04:03 PM

Bahhhhh humbug : )

http://popi73.hihome.com/popi/grinch.jpg

CET 12-05-2004 04:28 PM

Coke invented the modern Santa Clause, yes. However, he was around long before Coca Cola. Before that he was Father Christmas and before that he was Lough of the Long Arm, brother of Cernunnos, or Herne the Hunter and the Hunted.

myjah 12-05-2004 04:30 PM

Christmas is about so much more than Santa Clause. I love this time of year.

CET 12-05-2004 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Warden
This is one reason back when I was in the Military (I was married), I would invite as many single Joes over for dinner and a little something for them to open. I have continued this tradtion for years after getting out. Christmas to me is about the kids, bringning together family and good will towards your fellow man.
Lots of families in the service do this. I did it with my girlfriend at the time. It worked well mostly because we had off base housing and thus were able to get away with almost anything. For example, I think underage drinking is a stupid crime, so I allowed it inside my home. Anyone who was underage and consumed was compelled to stay the night, which was made known before they drank their first drop. Amazingly, we didn't have any behavioral problems out of anyone. Imagine that! :winkwink:

Mr Pheer 12-05-2004 04:46 PM

I used to not care for christmas, but since I had a kid i think its pretty cool now.

Probono 12-05-2004 05:16 PM

Saturnalia a Roman winter orgy was the beginings of Christmas. I think I played Santa at one of tose things because I was afraid to get naked.

Nanda 12-05-2004 06:01 PM

X-mas was huge for me when I was little, but now that I am married to the anti X-mas....it really sucks....

I think when kids come into the picture x-mas is nicer....I still get happy to see houses decorated, and to buy my family presents, and even sing along to cheesy x-mas songs!:1orglaugh

CET 12-05-2004 06:07 PM

A few people really nailed it on the head. Christmas, for whatever reason, is really fun when kids are around. When kids aren't around, Christmas seems to be boring and even a drag.

MandyBlake 12-05-2004 06:08 PM

yes i saw that on the food network tonight.

calmlikeabomb 12-05-2004 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
Bahhhhh humbug : )

http://popi73.hihome.com/popi/grinch.jpg


Wrong character ; - )

flashfire 12-05-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
Christmas is about so much more than Santa Clause. I love this time of year.
Exactly

maybe your head isnt screwed on quite right and maybe your shoes are a little too tight

Rochard 12-05-2004 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
I know Pepsi is the easter bunny
Are you sure it's not the tooth fairy?

chodadog 12-05-2004 09:02 PM

I can't believe people reading this thread are nodding their heads in agreement about coca cola creating the modern day santa clause. Did you people even read the information on the webpage? How about the part where it says it's false right at the very top? It's actually an interesting read. You people are idiots.

mahoney 12-06-2004 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
I can't believe people reading this thread are nodding their heads in agreement about coca cola creating the modern day santa clause. Did you people even read the information on the webpage? How about the part where it says it's false right at the very top? It's actually an interesting read. You people are idiots.
Really ? it's an urban legend ? :1orglaugh

Phoenix 12-06-2004 12:25 PM

the article even declares it is false...at the very top...lol

mahoney 12-06-2004 06:38 PM

"Look At The Big Brain On Brad" Pulp Fiction

NichePay_Manny 12-06-2004 06:45 PM

They created christmas for only one reason.End off the year economy closeout. Sell Sell Sell everything 50% especials :1orglaugh

Lee 12-06-2004 07:42 PM

I didnt read the article, but the modern image of Santa was created by some Swedish artist called Sondblum or Sondheim (or something like that) for Coca Cola.


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