need a favor... English speakers, please, help...
 

Hi guys,

I need a favor. Except adult, I do business with ceramics and now my friend asked me if I could write on the money-boxes (see pictures) some funny slogans in English, because he's selling it in Praque and there are plenty of English speaking tourists.


http://www.edar.cz/foto/kadibudka_1.jpg
http://www.edar.cz/foto/kadibudka_6.jpg
http://www.edar.cz/foto/kadibudka_11.jpg

I'm not a native speaker so I'd rather have someone to think of a few short funny slogans that fits for things like these.

I will try to translate slogans I have on the money-boxes in Czech (my native language) so you can get an idea what it should be about...

"For worse times"
"For taxes"
"For unexpecting costs"
"For kickbacks"

not sure about the preposition FOR...

Thank you very much for your help! ... and if coming to Prague, visit Xmass market in the centre :)

Thanks,
Martin

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"Feed me"
"Beer Money"
"Fill it! Don't Kick it!"
"Milk Money"

Twat.

What are they, outside miniature toilets?

yes! :)

"Where there's muck, there's brass"
"Don't flush your pennies"
"Turn your shit into gold"

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thanks for your help guys! a big help for me!

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