Alexander - Gay Snuff Film. did anyone...
 

Did anyone like this horrible piece of shit?

I was expecting a movie about one of the greater military geniuses that ever existed and ended up watching a bunch of sword toting homos make out for 2 1/2 hours. What the fuck! Ok... homosexuality was ok back then. And what? What the fuck does diddling your friends pickle have to do with war, strategy and taking over most of the civilized world?

They skipped the most important parts of his life. You are thinking he has apparently no military training and one second you are watching his father treat him like a stray dogs turd, the next thing you know, he is the emperor... complaining that everyone thinks he killed his dad and no one trusts him... then for no fucking reason at all, they fast forward to him fighting the king of Persia in between burgling the battle hardened poop shoots of his friends, with no explanation of how he got to that point or even making it understood that he was a great leader and military strategist... and they skipped over many famous battles.

I thought i fell asleep and missed the most important part or something. What a pile of shit. I saw more men making out in that short time, then I care to see for the rest of my life.

Oliver Stone, I want my 175mins back ----> :321GFY :321GFY

they fucked up what should have been one of the best movies of all time

I haven't seen it yet! buy I have heard similar reviews!