Please everybody stop inviting me for parties and dinners
 

My Vegas agenda is fully booked.

If youre hot and have nice tits i might be able to squeeze you in somewhere but dont count it.

Thanks.

Wanna come over for a beer? :glugglug

Only if Jenn is coming.

She lives here too.... DUH

You are so full of yourself, it's pathetic :(

You live in Vegas now?

Sorry, cant find you in my agenda. Next.

Nope still in Florida....

You can always be like me and be webmaster for hire.

Get paid to make an apperance at a party.

Hmm thats a good point actually, i'll have my agent look in to it.

I know :/

Have your agent look into it? :1orglaugh

Fuck you are a legend in your own mind aren't ya? :winkwink:

Nope, still in the Czech Republic:winkwink:

Off course not, I don't mix with Dutch dopeheads

If I were your agent, Id advise and set up a Battuss auction..

Auction yourself to the sponsor of choice..

That way everybody is happy..

Just make sure you dont let the large gay site owners not bid.

They may make ya do things your mama warned you about.

Thanks for the free tips. Wise words from a pro.