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I, Anonymous - fuckin hilarious, yet quite creepy!

So in last week's Stranger (Seattle's alternative newspaper) the I anonymous was fuckin funny ... yet left that "heebeegeebees" feeling in ya...

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"BEST SERVED COLD"

About a month ago when I was biking down the street, someone leaned out of his window to yell "fat ass!" at me. Last week, you followed in fine form by yelling "lard ass!" as you drove by me. Instead of just taking it on the chins this time, I got in my car and followed you to where you live. I now know your vehicle's make and model, its license plate number, and what you and a few of your friends look like. I also took the time to follow you to work; I even rode in the same elevator with you.

Here's the point: At some point in the next few months, I will begin to slowly sabotage your life. Brakes go out? Ah, too bad. Get a flat again? Darn it. Car get keyed? Bummer. Keep in mind that, even though i'm overweight, I know how to enjoy a heaping helping of sweet, sweet vengeance.

-Anonymous

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Someone just signed up to a few months of really really bad days...

Why does that give you the heebeegeebees? Do you ride around shouting, "FAT ASS" from your car as you pass overweight cyclists?

:1orglaugh

Is that real? too funny.

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Why does that give you the heebeegeebees? Do you ride around shouting, "FAT ASS" from your car as you pass overweight cyclists?

haha, no ... but it's just SLIGHTLY obsessive to turn into a fucking stalker just for getting called a fat ass while riding your bike. I get mofos shouting shit at me when I ride my bike (not "fat ass", but usually shit like "get the fuck out of the road"), and I don't turn into some psychotic obsessed freak because of it.

Hahaha. I guess you shouldn't fuck with people that you don't know. :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Why does that give you the heebeegeebees? Do you ride around shouting, "FAT ASS" from your car as you pass overweight cyclists?

:1orglaugh LMAO