Fraternal Order Of Police is bugging me for donations
 

So fucker calls me and they are giving tickets to riverhead raceway for a donation. So i told him what else you got such as badges stickers and such like the other orgs.

Bumper Stickers he tells me.

I told him the basic "Ill call you tomorrow , I have a staff meeting in 5 minutes"

Staff meeting = rubbing one out

hes gonna call u tomorrow

what's in your wallet?

yeah i know , but i aint donating shit unless i get a shield or stickers for the car no bumper stickers

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

keep their card in your wallet and use it when they pull you over:Graucho

i get those calls all the time. It's always some dude with an annoying long island accent and sub par intelligence hounding me for like a 1000 dollars.

Duke

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I tell them "I'm a college student looking for donations myself. If you find any extra, would you let me know?"