if a lady buys you an expensive gift...
 

...does this automatically mean that you have to have sex with her to say thank you?

No. It means you have to let her stick that giant dildo up your ass.

she's a tranny.



stop getting drunk and going to clubs...

that only happened one time, on a dare, during my college days, and now i cant live it down:(

That definitely gets her some extended time with my face between her legs.

That's win - win.

are u against it? you say thank you and then if you want then go to sex from there, im sure it isnt implied in the gift, most women dont think like men do

i'll be clubbing til i cant walk no more, and then i'll have my nurse at the nursing home roll me into the club on my wheelchair

LMFAO!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

women always expect sex from me:(

yes

Tell your nurse(Larry) that I said hi

A way to a man's heart is through good food and sex :)
WG

don't forget laundry and a clean bathroom

Too bad more women haven't figured this out.

You make it out like 'having to have sex' is a bad thing. Put it this way, you get an expensive gift and sex, I don't see the problem. If it was the expensive gift 'instead' of sex then yeah, we have a problem. :glugglug

:1orglaugh that was rather funny. hehe

That is certainly a must. :)

If my woman gets me a gift I paid for it so she gets bupkiss..