True Story!
 

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."

here's another true story you went to a bar and picked up a guy and started sucking his cock and he asks are you a virgin? You say only when it comes to women...

that is disgusting