What do you do with all the biz cards you get in Vegas
 

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The ones i want to keep i fold in half as i get them, at the end of the day i know which ones to keep :)

You need "Use them to pick my teeth" on there.

Normally, I keep them all. You never know when you're gonna want to business with someone.

UNLESS, the guys a total idiot. Then I take off my badge, get loud and obnoxious and make sure everyone sees me making an ass of myself.

Then 10 minutes after I've calmed down, I make my way (drink in hand of course) over to someone who appeared to be really irritated by my antics.

Then I make idle chit chat and introduce myself and hand over the other guy's card.

If you try this, for the greatest effect, make sure to stand really close to the person who you handed the card to, talk to someone else, and proceed to tell them what a jerk the LAST person was.

I flatten them out and use them for toilet paper!:Graucho

Haha I'm just the opposite.. the folded ones have my gum in them.