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SleazyDream 11-30-2004 12:31 AM

I Love women
 
I've been treated like shit.

I've had my heart broke more than once.

I've been jerked around.

I've been cheated on.

I've been abused and taken advantage of for years.

I don't understand them.


And after all that - I FUCKING TOTALLY LOVE WOMEN.

I can't help it - i totally adore women. I'm addicted to them. Ok, i prefer a woman with a brain - something about a woman who's able to surprise me mentally totally turns me on. but even the bimbos are nice so long as they are sweet and give me attention.

Women Rock.


sometimes i wish i was gay - release me from this crutch, but women do it for me and after all the bad stuff i wake up in the morning hoping to do it all over again.

WiredGuy 11-30-2004 12:33 AM

Amen!

The Bootyologist 11-30-2004 12:33 AM

I feel the exact same way. Except I haven't had many bad dealings with them. :)

Tala 11-30-2004 12:42 AM

You're lucky I'm already married. :)

AaronM 11-30-2004 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
You're lucky I'm already married. :)
If I've told you once...I've told you 1000 times.

BACK OFF!

He's mine! :feels-hot

Femme Fa'tale 11-30-2004 12:46 AM

Bonjour ! :winkwink:

RRRED 11-30-2004 12:47 AM

Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment :)

AaronM 11-30-2004 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Femme Fa'tale
Bonjour ! :winkwink:
Hey...Can you recommend any good outsource companies?

spamofon 11-30-2004 12:48 AM

thats good! we do not need another Alexander the great

AaronM 11-30-2004 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment
Fix your sig.

It's breaking the damn rules.

I know the owner of this place and I'll have you thrown out for abusing this feature. :321GFY

Tala 11-30-2004 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
If I've told you once...I've told you 1000 times.

BACK OFF!

He's mine! :feels-hot

Sorry, didn't hear that. Did you say something? :glugglug

Tell you what, you really need some man love, cool. I'll give you Mr. Izzz and Juicy both, two for one deal. :thumbsup

RRRED 11-30-2004 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Fix your sig.

It's breaking the damn rules.

I know the owner of this place and I'll have you thrown out for abusing this feature. :321GFY

Ha! Will do, as soon as I cash this check :)

BuckLover 11-30-2004 12:49 AM

Ahhhhh how sweet.........:throwup

AaronM 11-30-2004 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Sorry, didn't hear that. Did you say something? :glugglug

Tell you what, you really need some man love, cool. I'll give you Mr. Izzz and Juicy both, two for one deal. :thumbsup

Are you kidding me? Izzz will bitch about his towel again and I already saw the Juicy/Mary fiasco.

That's a shitty trade for me and you know it.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Sounds like you're a glutton for punishment :)
big time

Tala 11-30-2004 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Are you kidding me? Izzz will bitch about his towel again and I already saw the Juicy/Mary fiasco.

That's a shitty trade for me and you know it.

You just need to know how to handle your boys.

1. Stuff said towel in Mr.Izzz's mouth. Apply duct tape if necessary, but warn him that it will really hurt when you rip it off his head. Most of the time, the towel will remain in place, unless he's just a real fucking masochist, in which case, wrap the duct tape five or six times around his head so that it must be CUT out of his hair......wait, this is Izzzy. Simply threaten to wrap his entire head in duct tape if the towel comes out of his mouth. Duct tape ripped of bald head = crying like a girl.

2. If the man meat isn't big enough for you, then YOU be on top. Either fuck him or let him suck you, but remember not to let him cum. He has to earn it.

3. If Mary wants in, then she's going to have to be the one operating the camera, or fluffing. Either one.

Now take your bitches and hush.

Nylz 11-30-2004 03:36 AM

Don't you love me anymore? :waaaaahh

PHPdude 11-30-2004 04:35 AM

Well thats life, you'll never be able to work them out.

xclusive 11-30-2004 04:37 AM

I'm lucky my wife treats me like a king...:thumbsup

quiet 11-30-2004 05:22 AM

the right woman can make your day. the right woman can change your life.

Pornkings 11-30-2004 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
Amen!
Word....its our weakness

ClamSmacker 11-30-2004 06:29 AM

There is nothing more rewarding than beautiful women, and sometimes the less you know about them the better it is!

lucwylder 11-30-2004 06:36 AM

Sounds like you love pussy more than woman.

OG LennyT 11-30-2004 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the right woman can make your day. the right woman can change your life.
couldn't have said it better myself :thumbsup

kowntafit 11-30-2004 08:30 AM

Worship the pussy. :winkwink:

Women rock!

fris 11-30-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I've been treated like shit.

I've had my heart broke more than once.

I've been jerked around.

I've been cheated on.

I've been abused and taken advantage of for years.

I don't understand them.


And after all that - I FUCKING TOTALLY LOVE WOMEN.

I can't help it - i totally adore women. I'm addicted to them. Ok, i prefer a woman with a brain - something about a woman who's able to surprise me mentally totally turns me on. but even the bimbos are nice so long as they are sweet and give me attention.

Women Rock.


sometimes i wish i was gay - release me from this crutch, but women do it for me and after all the bad stuff i wake up in the morning hoping to do it all over again.

i am gay :)

slapass 11-30-2004 08:32 AM

When they are good, they are so good. and when they are bad, they are ....better.

:thumbsup

tony286 11-30-2004 08:33 AM

women do rock even with all their faults they are great

KRL 11-30-2004 08:35 AM

You said it perfectly Sleazy.

:thumbsup

macho 11-30-2004 09:34 AM

I love them also!:Graucho

Peaches 11-30-2004 09:39 AM

I could have said all that but changed the word from Women to Men :)

Jennie 11-30-2004 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
i am gay :)
really huh!? Anyway Im not surprised anymore but Im absolutely shocked... :warning

xlogger 11-30-2004 09:44 AM

i have learned something about women. I give them attention for the first 5 days i know them, after that i totally ignore them. Try this and they will be in love with you - it works trust me. :thumbsup

Jennie 11-30-2004 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Hey...Can you recommend any good outsource companies?
xxxoutsourcing.com :thumbsup :winkwink:

Contact: 338006941 or e-mail [email protected]

Thanks!

Jennie 11-30-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xlogger
i have learned something about women. I give them attention for the first 5 days i know them, after that i totally ignore them. Try this and they will be in love with you - it works trust me. :thumbsup
yeah I know that! good idea but hey!!! you dont mind how women felt? :(

NaughtyAllie 11-30-2004 09:48 AM

Women love you Sleazy! Especially me! :winkwink:

xlogger 11-30-2004 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jennie
yeah I know that! good idea but hey!!! you dont mind how women felt? :(
do i care how they feel? no not really.

DesignWise 11-30-2004 09:54 AM

women... ah.. like i don't wanna get married..

WiredGuy 11-30-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings
Word....its our weakness
You know my weakness as well :winkwink:
WG

Lucy 11-30-2004 10:42 AM

That's just good thing:thumbsup :winkwink:

Nylz 11-30-2004 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Hey...Can you recommend any good outsource companies?
:1orglaugh

banderas 11-30-2004 11:00 AM

we have life to learn them..... otherwise it will be not so interesting.....

How said one old men: "If you see a women beside, just fuck her and that's all"

:1orglaugh

RRRED 11-30-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xlogger
i have learned something about women. I give them attention for the first 5 days i know them, after that i totally ignore them. Try this and they will be in love with you - it works trust me. :thumbsup
That is so sad but unfortunately true... This is where any girl with half a brain and some self esteem SNAPS her finger in the air and says, "NEXT!!!"

WiredGuy 11-30-2004 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
That is so sad but unfortunately true... This is where any girl with half a brain and some self esteem SNAPS her finger in the air and says, "NEXT!!!"

LOL, Owned!
WG

xlogger 11-30-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
That is so sad but unfortunately true... This is where any girl with half a brain and some self esteem SNAPS her finger in the air and says, "NEXT!!!"
well works for me anyways.

seeric 11-30-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
I've been treated like shit.

I've had my heart broke more than once.

I've been jerked around.

I've been cheated on.

I've been abused and taken advantage of for years.

I don't understand them.


And after all that - I FUCKING TOTALLY LOVE WOMEN.

I can't help it - i totally adore women. I'm addicted to them. Ok, i prefer a woman with a brain - something about a woman who's able to surprise me mentally totally turns me on. but even the bimbos are nice so long as they are sweet and give me attention.

Women Rock.


sometimes i wish i was gay - release me from this crutch, but women do it for me and after all the bad stuff i wake up in the morning hoping to do it all over again.

sleazy,
we suffer from the same disease my friend. spoken as if i said it myself.
airek

Holly 11-30-2004 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xlogger
i have learned something about women. I give them attention for the first 5 days i know them, after that i totally ignore them. Try this and they will be in love with you - it works trust me. :thumbsup
WRONG. So very, very wrong. Worst thing you can do.

Screaming 11-30-2004 11:19 AM

awww
hes a teddy bear

xlogger 11-30-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
WRONG. So very, very wrong. Worst thing you can do.
why is it wrong.

xlogger 11-30-2004 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
WRONG. So very, very wrong. Worst thing you can do.
I would say cheating is the worst thing i could do.


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