I FINALLY got laid!
 

...Just kidding.

I'm still a fat virgin. :glugglug

Tilted pics?

:(

we are rooting for you man... :thumbsup

Can't help you there. I shoot straight content.

haha

:uhoh

What are you talking about??? I'm still walking funny from when we hooked up in Vegas!! :mad:

You coming to internext? We could all chip in a few bucks to get you laid...

i forgot what sex is

Donate the money to Sarah. I'm saving myself for my second marriage.

lose the fat, chicks dont like fat guys

Who said I was looking for a chick?

yeah they dont do they......but when they threaten to sit on or squash you....then they loves the fat guy.......


Hey and what about Ruben Studdard...hes like kinda fat.....dudes got like hundereds of groupies and shit.


so what's up with dat???

You are not a fat virgin...you are a virgin who is fat. The difference is that a fat virgin would not have any body fat at all (ie: fat free) and you definately have body fat.
Does any of this make any sense?

no, it makes no sense

:eek7

Wha...?

second marriage, and you still a virgin? what was wrong with Mrs. AaronM #1?

"Fat" is an adjective used to describe the noun "virgin."

Are you serious?

You wouldn't put out.

That might have been the strangest post ever.

Bold statement. I know. I said it though.

If virgin means having none...then fat virgin, means having no fat.

Silly people, AaronM doesn't have sex not because he is waiting for marriage.

in the unlikely event a fat guy becomes fameous the fame overcomes the fat part

oh well.. im sure it will happen soon :thumbsup