The Adventures of Wonderbed
 

Introducing my latest alter ego... or split personality, depending on my medication.
http://qcvidchat.myifriends.net/wonderbed.htm

I've got to quit publishing on iFriends, fuckers takin' my copyrights and all that.

All of this, including the photo/video, is my original content.

Gallery owners, would you publish this page as a gallery?

Everybody else, feedback appreciated and go fuck yourself.

Aloha! Dorky


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Interesting...but howabout making him sound a little bit more horny? Well-dressed he may be but a horny superhero would be better or even well-endowed http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif Wonderbed sounds like an odd name unless he's shaped like a bed or he's selling beds. Pimpman or Wonderpimp would be better. Also, what's with the birthday cake on his costume? Maybe he should be called Birthman http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Other super porn hero names off the top of my head include: (might have to check to see if they are available):
1) Superpornman
2) Pornoman
3) Wonderstud
4) Elongated Dick
5) Spermman
6) Power Pimp

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or CakeBoy... har har

What about...

CornholeMan
WonderPimp
ShlongMan
SkeetBoy
TeeterMan
SteelDick
Mighty Bone
Ass Surfer
Hymen Panther
Black Mossy
Spermanator
Judge Muff
or...
The Qweefing Avenger

What about the all mighty SPERMINATOR?

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Okay, the lame clipart is the first thing I could find in frontpage. I definitely need a better graphic ;>

I put this together in a hurry, cause I like this girl and I want to help her out. What should I do with her to make the most money?

Wonderbed... I was stoned, what can I say?



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Okay, seriously, I'm pimping myself out here. I'll even through in a couple of sheep. I'll write, design, do tech support, etc. for anybody who will send me traffic or good tips on how to get quality traffic or conversions. I need to get this girl's teeth fixed, and then she'll be a good little porn pony.


That sounded rather evil.

Anyhoo, I know I'm warming up this post, but go fuck yourself anyway. (I just LOVE saying that).

www.wonderbed.com is taken anyway. Some mattress company or something. I'll have to think about it. It will come to me in a dream tonight. I can feel it.

I'll even THROW in a couple of sheep. SHEESH.