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The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 04:51 PM

what the best and quickest way to seperate seeds from weed?
 
?
it takes me a fuck load of time...
put it all on paper and let the roll and shit....
any better, quicker ways?

UnclePecker 11-28-2004 04:52 PM

a grinder

pornstar2pac 11-28-2004 04:53 PM

smoking seeds are good for your liver. leave them in

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 04:53 PM

http://www.kitchenpalace.com/prodpic...large/mg50.jpg ?:helpme

Harmon 11-28-2004 04:54 PM

Yeah. Buy better nugz and stay away from that Mexican Frown Brown garbage :winkwink:

Jace 11-28-2004 04:54 PM

pick them out....it takes a while, but it is the best way

smack 11-28-2004 04:54 PM

dont buy shitty weed.

pornstar2pac 11-28-2004 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
dont buy shitty weed.
lol, that was my next post.


mexi SUCKS


go chronic

chemicaleyes 11-28-2004 04:56 PM

Good weed = no seeds, get some better shit :rasta

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
pick them out....it takes a while, but it is the best way
why is it the best? how is it better then a grinder?

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chemicaleyes
Good weed = no seeds, get some better shit :rasta
sorry but my weed is the shit, and it got lots of seeds.... and it's not mexican weed, we don't have mexican weed down here.

dunefield 11-28-2004 04:57 PM

you got some majorly dodgy arse weed if you have heaps of seeds...

smack 11-28-2004 04:58 PM

your weed IS shit if it has seeds. if they weren't intertesting in their crop enough to sort out the males, they definately weren't interested enough to fertilize, cure, or harvest it correctly.

Pete 11-28-2004 04:59 PM

I heard smoking pot isnt good for you.

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
your weed IS shit if it has seeds. if they weren't intertesting in their crop enough to sort out the males, they definately weren't interested enough to fertilize, cure, or harvest it correctly.
you dont know shit about israeli weed dude, so don't act like you do. :2 cents:

chemicaleyes 11-28-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
sorry but my weed is the shit, and it got lots of seeds.... and it's not mexican weed, we don't have mexican weed down here.
okay, so it's not mexican but it's still shit, lol - Good weed = NO seeds :rasta

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-28-2004 05:04 PM

break up all the weed until you cant no more, put it all on a tray (like a mcdonalds tray or some shit) and angle some... tap on the tray lightly, use the soft cardboard the papers come in (or something thin like it) and keep lightly swaying it on the grass... keep tapping on the tray, the grass tends to be just sticky/heavy enough to not slide down the tray, but the seeds will... use the thin cardboard (again, or something like it) to catch the drifting weed from falling into the seed drops. thats the best way i have found with my friends.

other then that, buy crip.. yes it tends to be expensive, but really its not that bad..

consider this.

1 gram of crip = $20
it will keep you high for at least 4 hours.
it has 0 seeds.
the high is much better, cleaner feeling and no shitty feeling afterwards.


7grams(quarter oz) of swag (the stuff you have) = $25

will keep you high for 2hours, constantly smoking because the highs tend to die off within 15mins
seeds and stems do add weight, so after you remove all of the stems and seeds, you are left with 5grams, not 7, which you were expecting.
its a pain in the ass to remove them.
shitty feelin while high works down.
headach sometimes depending on how bad it is.



swag is fine for smoking in a group because its cheaper and you get more, so you can easily fix a high for everyone, but when you are on your own or with good friends, smoke crippy, much cleaner feel and you dont have to work for it. (as far as picking seeds and other bullshit)


hope this helped ya though.. enjoy your smoke

Fap 11-28-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
Yeah. Buy better nugz and stay away from that Mexican Frown Brown garbage :winkwink:
lol i was thinking the same thing

smack 11-28-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
you dont know shit about israeli weed dude, so don't act like you do. :2 cents:
fuck where it comes from, i know about weed period. mexican or israeli or canadian, it all needs to be cared for.

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
break up all the weed until you cant no more, put it all on a tray (like a mcdonalds tray or some shit) and angle some... tap on the tray lightly, use the soft cardboard the papers come in (or something thin like it) and keep lightly swaying it on the grass... keep tapping on the tray, the grass tends to be just sticky/heavy enough to not slide down the tray, but the seeds will... use the thin cardboard (again, or something like it) to catch the drifting weed from falling into the seed drops. thats the best way i have found with my friends.

other then that, buy crip.. yes it tends to be expensive, but really its not that bad..

consider this.

1 gram of crip = $20
it will keep you high for at least 4 hours.
it has 0 seeds.
the high is much better, cleaner feeling and no shitty feeling afterwards.


7grams(quarter oz) of swag (the stuff you have) = $25

will keep you high for 2hours, constantly smoking because the highs tend to die off within 15mins
seeds and stems do add weight, so after you remove all of the stems and seeds, you are left with 5grams, not 7, which you were expecting.
its a pain in the ass to remove them.
shitty feelin while high works down.
headach sometimes depending on how bad it is.



swag is fine for smoking in a group because its cheaper and you get more, so you can easily fix a high for everyone, but when you are on your own or with good friends, smoke crippy, much cleaner feel and you dont have to work for it. (as far as picking seeds and other bullshit)


hope this helped ya though.. enjoy your smoke

thats what i do and it takes a fuckload of time
also i have the best shit you can get in israel.

candyflip 11-28-2004 05:08 PM

Buy better weed was going to be my answer, but someone beat me to it.

The OLD SCHOOLERS would suggest a Album sleeve.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-28-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
thats what i do and it takes a fuckload of time
also i have the best shit you can get in israel.

you mean i typed all that shit for you... and you already do it? ill fucking cut you.


:1orglaugh


..and your grass may be good, even with seeds, but there no seeded grass will always top seeded, there is no question about it.


and just for reference, smack is very correct, ive been talking to him for years about smoke, he knows what he is talking about, just listen to him

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
you mean i typed all that shit for you... and you already do it? ill fucking cut you.


:1orglaugh


..and your grass may be good, even with seeds, but there no seeded grass will always top seeded, there is no question about it.


and just for reference, smack is very correct, ive been talking to him for years about smoke, he knows what he is talking about, just listen to him

anyway it takes too long, i need some quick automation or something...
i dont have time to deal with all the weed preperation... i feel like a pothead

candyflip 11-28-2004 05:16 PM

Jerry Garcia smoke only weed with seeds in it.

If it didn't have some stones in the bag, he wouldn't smoke it.

Lonny 11-28-2004 05:19 PM

get your self a weed grinder. to me you smoke what you got if it gets you stoned then your money was well spent.

cool1 11-28-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
your weed IS shit if it has seeds. if they weren't intertesting in their crop enough to sort out the males, they definately weren't interested enough to fertilize, cure, or harvest it correctly.
That is so true

candyflip 11-28-2004 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
you dont know shit about israeli weed dude, so don't act like you do. :2 cents:
It's got nothing to do with where it comes from. It's got to do with how it's grown.

If someone is caring for their plants, they remove the males at the first time of sexing.

If the males are present, the plants are fertilized and the buds are filled with seeds.

So...like it was pointed out to you, it has nothing to do with where it comes from. It's how it was grown.

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
It's got nothing to do with where it comes from. It's got to do with how it's grown.

If someone is caring for their plants, they remove the males at the first time of sexing.

If the males are present, the plants are fertilized and the buds are filled with seeds.

So...like it was pointed out to you, it has nothing to do with where it comes from. It's how it was grown.

ok, none in israel grow their weed like that, therfor you cant get weed like that in israel.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-28-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ikonworx
get your self a weed grinder. to me you smoke what you got if it gets you stoned then your money was well spent.
griders dont get rid of seeds:2 cents:

that would be cool if they made a grinder with a small enough filter to grind the bud up small enough to drop, yet the seeds stay pocketed

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 05:25 PM

don b hatin on ma weed

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 11-28-2004 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
ok, none in israel grow their weed like that, therfor you cant get weed like that in israel.
then grow it yourself... homegrown is the best bud anyways, because you did it. if it comes out shitty, its your fault, if it coems out great, then you can smoke proudly and the high will be enjoyed that much more

pornstar2pac 11-28-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
ok, none in israel grow their weed like that, therfor you cant get weed like that in israel.
you can get chronic ANYWHERE in the world. you just have to have the money for it

The Oracle Porn 11-28-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
then grow it yourself... homegrown is the best bud anyways, because you did it. if it comes out shitty, its your fault, if it coems out great, then you can smoke proudly and the high will be enjoyed that much more
nah man too much trouble...

Satisfaction 11-29-2004 12:49 AM

yeh go the grinder i say..

SilverTab 11-29-2004 12:52 AM

no seeds in mine....

http://www.americanthumbs.com/silvertab/myweed.jpg

(took the pic about 2 hours ago)

FreeFastHost 11-29-2004 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
Yeah. Buy better nugz and stay away from that Mexican Frown Brown garbage :winkwink:
He doesn't make that much money.

.:St Ides:. 11-29-2004 12:52 AM

buy better weed

Doctor Dre 11-29-2004 01:19 AM

If your weed have seeds inside there is a problem . The person that grown it didn't do the job proprely

SilverTab 11-29-2004 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
If your weed have seeds inside there is a problem . The person that grown it didn't do the job proprely
yup...there were male plants near the females...and that's not good! :(

colpanic 11-29-2004 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
you dont know shit about israeli weed dude, so don't act like you do. :2 cents:
Cmon guys, he's smoking the weed of god for Christ sakes! You can't compare it to lowly homosexual plants.

"And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed"

(sorry, it is late)

:glugglug

Doctor Dre 11-29-2004 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
yup...there were male plants near the females...and that's not good! :(
I guess some people need to learn about mothers and cloning :)

Doctor Dre 11-29-2004 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
sorry but my weed is the shit, and it got lots of seeds.... and it's not mexican weed, we don't have mexican weed down here.
Dude you just prooved every1 you don't know SHIT about weed right here . Shut your mouth before you get yourself any lower.

Harmon 11-29-2004 01:32 AM

Save your seeds and buy a small countertop coffee grinder. :2 cents:

Harmon 11-29-2004 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Dude you just prooved every1 you don't know SHIT about weed right here . Shut your mouth before you get yourself any lower.
yup. Seeds in weed means that the plants were not taken care of properly. Weed with giant pods of seeds usually means that it was sprouted and left alone for nature to take it's course with all of the males. Most likely grown in a single wide trailer in Alabama by rednecks :2 cents: :winkwink:

Doctor Dre 11-29-2004 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
yup. Seeds in weed means that the plants were not taken care of properly. Weed with giant pods of seeds usually means that it was sprouted and left alone for nature to take it's course with all of the males. Most likely grown in a single wide trailer in Alabama by rednecks :2 cents: :winkwink:
Actually even if you grow it in the nature and leave it alone, if you do the job proprely when you start, it shouldn't have seeds ...

Seeds bring down the THC value a LOT .

Anyways ... people just don't know shit sometimes . Here there is a "culture" and weed shops arround that show you how to do it well (without selling or having some ... they only sell you lights, fertilizer and stuff)

mardigras 11-29-2004 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
Buy better weed was going to be my answer, but someone beat me to it.

The OLD SCHOOLERS would suggest a Album sleeve.

Album sleeves tend to be glossy and everything slides too well. Try a spiral notebook folded back and open to a page. Grab it with your fingers under and thumb on top pointing toward the wire. Push down with your thumb a bit to make it cup/funnel toward your palm. Put no more on the notebook than you could catch in your palm if it all slid off and use your other thumb to quickly stroke upwards as you tilt the notebook toward your palm. If you flick at a seed it pushes the weed away and the seed falls to your palm. Do it right and you clean in 10-15 seconds.:thumbsup

mardigras 11-29-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
no seeds in mine....

http://www.americanthumbs.com/silvertab/myweed.jpg

(took the pic about 2 hours ago)

Very nice macro, what did you shoot that with?

Shags 11-29-2004 02:35 AM

Why don?t you just put it in a cup of water? the seeds will float.

:winkwink:

klik 11-29-2004 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
no seeds in mine....

http://www.americanthumbs.com/silvertab/myweed.jpg

(took the pic about 2 hours ago)

thats why im talkin bout :thumbsup

yours has more red hairs than mine.. but mine has less leaves :banana

i just got a quarter (oz) last night and its so dense it fits in a small pill bottle.. :winkwink:

JamesK2 11-29-2004 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Oracle Porn
you dont know shit about israeli weed dude, so don't act like you do. :2 cents:
But I do. Israeli weed is shite. My friend from Israel liked the dutch weed so much better.


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