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vysniukas 11-28-2004 05:39 AM

invest oportunity
 
I would like to offer you one oportunity. Maybe, you will be interested. I am planing to open a websolutions company in my country (Lithuania). i need about 10000$ for the start. I cannot afford so much money, so i am looking for a partner, who is willing to invest 5000$ to my company. I would give you 49% stocks of my company, all info, documents and so on.

hit me on icq, if interested: 295-577-714

who 11-28-2004 08:51 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 11-28-2004 08:53 AM

hmm

who 11-28-2004 08:56 AM

$10,000 to start a websolutions company.....


All I used was a cracked photoshop and a cracked dreamweaver.

Illicit 11-28-2004 08:58 AM

Umm yeah... whoever you are, wherever your from, Ill glady give you 5k for 49% of your company:helpme

sean416 11-28-2004 08:59 AM

where do I send the money?

DEA - banned for life 11-28-2004 08:59 AM

AS soon as i sell these 2 skyscrapers in new york i have for sale ,you can count me in:thumbsup

xclusive 11-28-2004 09:40 AM

Well how about I keep %100 of my company for free? Go do some research and get yourself in Biz for $5k...

Manowar 11-28-2004 09:41 AM

:1orglaugh Paypal now!

Pleasurepays 11-28-2004 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by credas
I would like to offer you one oportunity. Maybe, you will be interested. I am planing to open a websolutions company in my country (Lithuania). i need about 10000$ for the start. I cannot afford so much money, so i am looking for a partner, who is willing to invest 5000$ to my company. I would give you 49% stocks of my company, all info, documents and so on.

hit me on icq, if interested: 295-577-714

it seems like only yesterday that Soviet troops were gunning down seperatist demonstrators in the capital.

*sniffle* - these little countries grow up so fast.

netnut 11-28-2004 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by credas
I would like to offer you one oportunity. Maybe, you will be interested. I am planing to open a websolutions company in my country (Lithuania). i need about 10000$ for the start. I cannot afford so much money, so i am looking for a partner, who is willing to invest 5000$ to my company. I would give you 49% stocks of my company, all info, documents and so on.

hit me on icq, if interested: 295-577-714

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

vysniukas 11-28-2004 10:31 AM

hm..
i see, that you took my post as a joke.
I am really serious.

Why 10$ ? - i need to hire 2 programmers, 2 designers, need office, need computers. Need...

I am not talking about a home-company. i am talking about a serious web solutions company, which you can trust.

Pleasurepays 11-28-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by credas
hm..
i see, that you took my post as a joke.
I am really serious.

Why 10$ ? - i need to hire 2 programmers, 2 designers, need office, need computers. Need...

I am not talking about a home-company. i am talking about a serious web solutions company, which you can trust.

no, you have it backwards. the funny part is that you ARE serious.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dildozer 11-28-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by credas
hm..
i see, that you took my post as a joke.
I am really serious.

Why 10$ ? - i need to hire 2 programmers, 2 designers, need office, need computers. Need...

I am not talking about a home-company. i am talking about a serious web solutions company, which you can trust.

Of course when we get screwed out of our money it's gonna be a tad hard to go after it in buttfucknowhere

iBOUNCER 11-28-2004 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by credas
hm..
i see, that you took my post as a joke.
I am really serious.

Why 10$ ? - i need to hire 2 programmers, 2 designers, need office, need computers. Need...

I am not talking about a home-company. i am talking about a serious web solutions company, which you can trust.

For what? Outsource everything as the jobs come in and get yourself a nice CPANEL dedicated server that you can sell hosting from. Total investment, $200/month.

KRL 11-28-2004 11:19 AM

:1orglaugh

vysniukas 11-28-2004 11:47 AM

i see that some of you does not understand what is websolutions.
Websolutions includes: webdesign, programming, marketing, updates, technical support, hosting, management and lots of other things.

Do you think i screw you money? You thinking that i am a guy who is trying to pull out your money and run away? If you do bussiness in that way you - might think so.

I am offering a legit parnership, a legit company and a trust.

minimouse 11-28-2004 11:49 AM

Do you accept Epassporte?

polish_aristocrat 11-28-2004 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by credas
i see that some of you does not understand what is websolutions.
Websolutions includes: webdesign, programming, marketing, updates, technical support, hosting, management and lots of other things.

Do you think i screw you money? You thinking that i am a guy who is trying to pull out your money and run away? If you do bussiness in that way you - might think so.

I am offering a legit parnership, a legit company and a trust.

You are going to offer services in Lithaunia? I guess it's not for the adult biz?

canplayer 11-28-2004 11:53 AM

You have PO BOX so I can send CASH?

Gynecologist 11-28-2004 12:03 PM

Why not just work for the money and save it up yourself?

Theo 11-28-2004 12:51 PM

credas, tell us your web skills

HarlotCash Dyker 11-28-2004 12:56 PM

Lithuania isn't even worth 10k...

Pete 11-28-2004 12:58 PM

I'll sent it to you right away!

Peter Romero 11-28-2004 01:02 PM

Jez... there's another idiot born on GFY every minute.

The Other Steve 11-28-2004 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
credas, tell us your web skills
Credas there is part of your problem. You are an unknown here - you want someone to provide you with a relatively large amount of cash and you have nothing to show us that will prove to anyone that you have the skills to make this work.

This board has more than it's fair share of conment and carpetbaggers and at the moment you haven't given us one piece of evidence to show us that you're genuine.

Where is your business plan, where are your facts and figures. A good partnership is built on a lot more than just trust. :2 cents:

robfantasy 11-28-2004 01:35 PM

how did u find this board

robfantasy 11-28-2004 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy
how did u find this board
i think he asked someone else on the internet and they said hey man why dont you try "go fuck yourself . com" as a joke

Mike Okitch 11-28-2004 01:36 PM

I'll send you that money as soon as I finish my business with those Nigerian diplomats

iBOUNCER 11-28-2004 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I'll send you that money as soon as I finish my business with those Nigerian diplomats
Heh, see if you can get my money from those bastards too while you are over there. I'm still waiting for my cut of the $40 million they wired to my account.

who 11-28-2004 01:42 PM

labas rytas credas.

domaaju kaa tev nebuus nekaada naudas taa. Vajadziiga kaut ko dariit, nevis prasiit naudas kaa bomzhi....


Nobody on earth needs that much money to start a 'serious' business. If you're 'serious' you'd have your own skill, and your own client and you'd do the work yourself, or save money to start a medium business.

P.S. neviens nesuutiis naudas uz lietuvas... taa ir. :thumbsup

sean416 11-28-2004 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike Okitch
I'll send you that money as soon as I finish my business with those Nigerian diplomats
:1orglaugh

Seriously though, what do these people think to their selves? Hmmm, I need money to start up a business. Maybe I should go to the bank... Maybe I should borrow from friends or family... Maybe I should save up and invest my own money... Maybe I should work out a way to start this business on a smaller scale so I dont have to make such a large initial investment... Maybe I should ask someone on the internet to give me the money... BINGO! That's it! I'm going to get a complete stranger from half way around the world who 'believes' in me and my business and we'll both be rich! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SinisterStudios 11-29-2004 05:25 AM

Holly Shit am i too later to give my hard earned money to a anonymous person is some eastern block country with no chance of ever getting it back. Hell if thats the case ill fund the Whole thing. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

vysniukas 01-06-2005 05:14 PM

ok,i get the idea. thanks for showing me how dumb i am.

you all are right


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