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buddyjuf 11-27-2004 02:15 AM

If I got my dog in 1990, and it is now 2004...
 
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:

I have had my dog for 14 years, since I was a child

it has been 14 years that I have my dog



HOW OLD IS MY DOG IN DOG YEARS?

European Lee 11-27-2004 02:16 AM

98.

Regards,

Lee

Doctor Dre 11-27-2004 02:17 AM

Very f ucking old . he won't be arround for much longer

buddyjuf 11-27-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Very f ucking old . he won't be arround for much longer
approx number in doggy years?

MonsterCock 11-27-2004 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
approx number in doggy years?
did you read the top reply moron? someone answered your stupid fucking question already.

buddyjuf 11-27-2004 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MonsterCock
did you read the top reply moron? someone answered your stupid fucking question already.
go fuck yourself dumbass, I want to know if everyone agrees with that number or not

I am not sure if its TIMES 7, or DIVIDED by 7...

wes 11-27-2004 02:23 AM

ewlax monstercock, there is no stupid question. :thumbsup

wes 11-27-2004 02:23 AM

relax*:2 cents:

European Lee 11-27-2004 02:24 AM

.... just stupid people :Graucho

Regards,

Lee

beemk 11-27-2004 02:24 AM

times by 7

Doctor Dre 11-27-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
go fuck yourself dumbass, I want to know if everyone agrees with that number or not

I am not sure if its TIMES 7, or DIVIDED by 7...

If it was divided by 7, your dog would be living 7x more then you

wes 11-27-2004 02:28 AM

agreed lee. Also a question... I recently bought a domain from a brit. In europe and he says before he can transfer it to me he needs a soap request?? what is that

European Lee 11-27-2004 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wes
agreed lee. Also a question... I recently bought a domain from a brit. In europe and he says before he can transfer it to me he needs a soap request?? what is that
Thats so when you bend over slightly he can fuck you ;)

Actually ive never heard of that before, all i know is depending on the registrar youll need to file a domain name transfer request.

Netsol is who i beleive they all have to go through, especially for .co.uk domains.

Regards,

Lee

wes 11-27-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee
Thats so when you bend over slightly he can fuck you ;)

Actually ive never heard of that before, all i know is depending on the registrar youll need to file a domain name transfer request.

Netsol is who i beleive they all have to go through, especially for .co.uk domains.

Regards,

Lee

LOL. cracked me up. :glugglug

azguy 11-27-2004 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
go fuck yourself dumbass, I want to know if everyone agrees with that number or not

I am not sure if its TIMES 7, or DIVIDED by 7...

Relax man.. eat something.

http://206.225.84.28/food2.jpg

wes 11-27-2004 02:41 AM

taht shit looks good.. if it was hot.. I am pretty high though..

azguy 11-27-2004 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wes
taht shit looks good.. if it was hot.. I am pretty high though..
My gf and I were making this last night... both buzzed from wine, trying to figure out how to make it off of a Mexican cookbook.. in freaking Spanish :) I'm stearing the rice while looking up words in the dictionary! LOL

mcmc 11-27-2004 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by European Lee
98.

junction 11-27-2004 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
go fuck yourself dumbass, I want to know if everyone agrees with that number or not

I am not sure if its TIMES 7, or DIVIDED by 7...

It depends on the size of the dog.

The old way of thinking was multiply by 7.

However they now estimate using a scale of the size of dog.

small dogs = multiply by 7

medium dogs = multiply the first 5 years by 7, the remainder by 5 and add.

large dogs = multiply the first 3 years by 7, the remainder by 5 and add.

My dad is a former pedigree dog breeder.

PersianKitty 11-27-2004 02:47 AM

Actually the ole 7 years to one actual year is a myth. Most vets these days will say that dogs and cats age (compared to humans) more rapidly when they are young and as they get older it slows down.

The charts I've found say your 14 year old dog is comparable to about a 70 year old human. A more accurate number could be determined by breed, health, lifestyle and condition.

SinSational 11-27-2004 02:54 AM

it is tough to say. i have an 8 year old lab that acts like he is 1 years old, not 56 years old. still bites strangers and eats rolls of paper towels when left alone. put a steak and a roll of paper towels out........he'll eat the paper first. nutjob.

baddog 11-27-2004 02:55 AM

98

wes 11-27-2004 02:55 AM

wow, interesting. :thumbsup

Kard63 11-27-2004 03:31 AM

Little dogs live a long time. I got my pomeranian in 1995 I think. He's healthy...... for a fat ass.


BTW I think 1 year = 7 dog years.

Marcus Aurelius 11-27-2004 03:57 AM

it is times 7

dog is 98.

demented 11-27-2004 05:59 AM

I got my dog for my 10th birthday as a present from my mother..

I am now 23..

SomeCreep 11-27-2004 06:19 AM

2000 B.C.

buddyjuf 11-27-2004 01:35 PM

thanx alot for your answers guys :thumbsup

candyflip 11-27-2004 01:38 PM

He's still a minor. Just like you. :1orglaugh

dunefield 11-27-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:

I have had my dog for 14 years, since I was a child

it has been 14 years that I have my dog

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pornstar2pac 11-27-2004 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:

I have had my dog for 14 years, since I was a child

it has been 14 years that I have my dog



HOW OLD IS MY DOG IN DOG YEARS?

your dog is 14

MetaMan 11-27-2004 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
your dog is 14
lol :1orglaugh i cant belive i am actually laughing at one of your posts. it was actually funny. :1orglaugh

MetaMan 11-27-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
your dog is 14

pornstar2pac 11-27-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
lol :1orglaugh i cant belive i am actually laughing at one of your posts. it was actually funny. :1orglaugh
why thanks, sorry about last night. first night back for me and I was a little rusty(No Pun Intended)

MetaMan 11-27-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
why thanks, sorry about last night. first night back for me and I was a little rusty(No Pun Intended)
lol man no need to apologize i was also being an ass, its all good this is GFY i hold no grudges against anyone here.

abyss_al 11-27-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by junction
It depends on the size of the dog.

The old way of thinking was multiply by 7.

However they now estimate using a scale of the size of dog.

small dogs = multiply by 7

medium dogs = multiply the first 5 years by 7, the remainder by 5 and add.

large dogs = multiply the first 3 years by 7, the remainder by 5 and add.

My dad is a former pedigree dog breeder.

:thumbsup

Babagirls 11-27-2004 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
If it was divided by 7, your dog would be living 7x more then you
:1orglaugh

yea, its TIMES by 7, not divide :winkwink:

European Lee 11-27-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
If it was divided by 7, your dog would be living 7x more then you
But in some cases.. thats a good thing ;)

Regards,

Lee

dodger21 11-27-2004 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wes
ewlax monstercock, there is no stupid question. :thumbsup
You obviously haven't read many of this dudes posts.

oldnewbie 11-27-2004 05:32 PM

Dog Years Chart:

http://www.uexplore.com/misc/dogyears.htm

Dog Years Calculator:

http://www.onlineconversion.com/dogyears.htm

That last one figures out your age in dog years, but you can also put in your dog's age to figure out his age in dog years too.

The Oracle Porn 11-27-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
lol man no need to apologize i was also being an ass, its all good this is GFY i hold no grudges against anyone here.
you should fuck now and make up :Graucho

dodger21 11-27-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:

I have had my dog for 14 years, since I was a child

it has been 14 years that I have my dog



HOW OLD IS MY DOG IN DOG YEARS?

So if this is a hypothetical question, do you not have a dog? Or do you just not know what hypothetical means? My guess is the latter.

buddyjuf 11-27-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dodger21
So if this is a hypothetical question, do you not have a dog? Or do you just not know what hypothetical means? My guess is the latter.
I do have a dog

the hypothetical part is "if my dog was born in 1990"

hy·po·thet·i·cal Audio pronunciation of "hypothetical" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hp-tht-kl) also hy·po·thet·ic (-thtk)
adj.

1. Of, relating to, or based on a hypothesis: a hypothetical situation. See Synonyms at theoretical.
2.
1. Suppositional; uncertain. See Synonyms at supposed.
2. Conditional; contingent.




maybe it is you who is unsure of the definition.

no hate intended, obviously

Theo 11-27-2004 05:45 PM

you should rename your dog to Abraham

iwantchixx 11-27-2004 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION:

I have had my dog for 14 years, since I was a child

it has been 14 years that I have my dog



HOW OLD IS MY DOG IN DOG YEARS?


mos tthink it.s multiples of 7 years but it's not.

It goes 7 for first year, 6 for second 5 for third and so on.

so

7 6 5 4 3 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 = 35

pornstar2pac 11-27-2004 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
I do have a dog

the hypothetical part is "if my dog was born in 1990"

hy·po·thet·i·cal Audio pronunciation of "hypothetical" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hp-tht-kl) also hy·po·thet·ic (-thtk)
adj.

1. Of, relating to, or based on a hypothesis: a hypothetical situation. See Synonyms at theoretical.
2.
1. Suppositional; uncertain. See Synonyms at supposed.
2. Conditional; contingent.




maybe it is you who is unsure of the definition.

no hate intended, obviously


your dog is 14 bro, and yes i still have party poker gift cards if your interested:winkwink:

buddyjuf 11-27-2004 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
your dog is 14 bro, and yes i still have party poker gift cards if your interested:winkwink:
but I didn't ask you that question! :1orglaugh

BuckLover 11-27-2004 06:56 PM

................than your dog is dead?:glugglug


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