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- Jesus Christ - 11-26-2004 11:31 PM

Poor people are funny.
 
When I'm driving down a city street in my BMW I often can not help but laugh at the human waste I see alongside the road.

The homeless are HYSTERICAL. How can you not crack up when you see these foolish dregs, especially on days like thanksgiving. Its so pathetic how lazy and smelly they are.

"waahhh wahhhh, I can't afford to eat"

"SUCK IT UP YOU CLOWN!" I say.....

as I flick the remainder of my partagas salomon cigar at his face.

Poor people are funny and here to entertain us.


p.s. Jesus approves arson is the house is crappy looking.

http://www.lds.org/images/newportal/ldslogo.gif

Fap 11-26-2004 11:32 PM

die.

nudecanada 11-26-2004 11:35 PM

False advertising!

I thought this was a Doctor Dre thread! :321GFY

- Jesus Christ - 11-26-2004 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by banthis
die.
Yea, I wish they would too. The space they take up is not worth the entertainment value.

Cool thought! :thumbsup

- Jesus Christ - 11-26-2004 11:43 PM

Hey hey! Anyone ever have one of these bums wash your window and you let them do the whole thing... THEN YOU SPEED OFF!

BWAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Fucking bums.

Nicky 11-26-2004 11:57 PM

Congrats your the idiot of the week, how does it feel?:321GFY

- Jesus Christ - 11-26-2004 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
Congrats your the idiot of the week, how does it feel?:321GFY
Yea, I'll think about that over a glass of chardonnay.

You really should not be so crass. You almost sound like you are one of THEM.

Are you?

Nicky 11-27-2004 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Yea, I'll think about that over a glass of chardonnay.

You really should not be so crass. You almost sound like you are one of THEM.

Are you?

Nope I cant consider my self as poor, but I dont look down on them, they are worth just as much as you......if not more after this gay thread......

CET 11-27-2004 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Hey hey! Anyone ever have one of these bums wash your window and you let them do the whole thing... THEN YOU SPEED OFF!

BWAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Fucking bums.

I hate those fuckers. I didn't ask for my windows to be washed, so I'm not paying for someone to do something that I didn't want them to do. :mad:

- Jesus Christ - 11-27-2004 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
Nope I cant consider my self as poor, but I dont look down on them, they are worth just as much as you......if not more after this gay thread......
Hmmm.

I'm pretty sure the libraries block GFY so your probably not homeless.

What was the last bottle of wine or box of cigars you purchased that retails over $300?

Nicky 11-27-2004 12:10 AM

Never bought any cigars over that price, dont smoke..... has happened that wine ,champagne has costed that......who da fuck cares, your still a asshole......

- Jesus Christ - 11-27-2004 12:11 AM

Well Im just trying to guage where you are on the scale. So I can figure out how you think and not offend you by showing off too much. No need to be rude with the swears.

What brand champagne was it?

xenophobic 11-27-2004 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Hmmm.

I'm pretty sure the libraries block GFY so your probably not homeless.

What was the last bottle of wine or box of cigars you purchased that retails over $300?

You know, all money aside - You're still a tasteless dick, with all the depths and flair of an amoeba.

Nicky 11-27-2004 12:16 AM

LOL, your just too much man :1orglaugh

- Jesus Christ - 11-27-2004 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenophobic
You know, all money aside - You're still a tasteless dick, with all the depths and flair of an amoeba.
Oouch. I'm sorry sweety. Did you not get enough cranberry sauce at the shelter yesterday?
Quote:

Originally posted by Nicky
LOL, your just too much man :1orglaugh
Why? Becasue I like to like to know what kind of a person I'm dealing with? What is funny about that?

Vitasoy 11-27-2004 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Hey hey! Anyone ever have one of these bums wash your window and you let them do the whole thing... THEN YOU SPEED OFF!

BWAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Fucking bums.


With their dirty ass wipers, I'd love to whack out my paintball gun and do a shooting on them.

PatrickKing 11-27-2004 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
When I'm driving down a city street in my BMW I often can not help but laugh at the human waste I see alongside the road.

The homeless are HYSTERICAL. How can you not crack up when you see these foolish dregs, especially on days like thanksgiving. Its so pathetic how lazy and smelly they are.

"waahhh wahhhh, I can't afford to eat"

"SUCK IT UP YOU CLOWN!" I say.....

as I flick the remainder of my partagas salomon cigar at his face.

Poor people are funny and here to entertain us.


p.s. Jesus approves arson is the house is crappy looking.

http://www.lds.org/images/newportal/ldslogo.gif


LOL If you and me meet , you will find out how shitty it is to taste Kenneth Cole shoes while choking on your own teeth. :)

- Jesus Christ - 11-27-2004 12:23 AM

I like reading this story while listening to "we can be heros" by david bowie.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/stor...p-176092c.html


Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing
LOL If you and me meet , you will find out how shitty it is to taste Kenneth Cole shoes while choking on your own teeth. :)
I'll pray for you.

Nicky 11-27-2004 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Why? Becasue I like to like to know what kind of a person I'm dealing with? What is funny about that?
Wasnt that, was just the stupid post in general.......I couldnt care less where you placed me on your poor/rich scale. Now say sorry for your stupidity and you might get forgivness from your self......:1orglaugh

- Jesus Christ - 11-27-2004 12:31 AM

I bet your car has rust on it.


Don't worry I will include you in the prayer and throw a few extra cans in the boy scout food drive bag for you.


Its not my fault you don't make the big bucks. Why must you take your lack of sucess out on me? Its probably just because you're lazy.

I was trying to be nice and learn what level you were at so I could talk in a way you would understand and you just spit in my face.

Nicky 11-27-2004 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I bet your car has rust on it.


Don't worry I will include you in the prayer and throw a few extra cans in the boy scout food drive bag for you.


Its not my fault you don't make the big bucks. Why must you take your lack of sucess out on me? Its probably just because you're lazy.

I was trying to be nice and learn what level you were at so I could talk in a way you would understand and you just spit in my face.

Oh man, please just go and die, this shit is cracking me up :1orglaugh

we have 1 thing incommon we both drive BMW, but now I know that you do that im gonna switch :Graucho

KRL 11-28-2004 11:11 AM

:(

tony286 11-28-2004 11:12 AM

What so ever you do to the least of my brothers , that you do unto me.

Boss Traffic Jim 11-28-2004 11:13 AM

LOL, this thread is funny:)

Dildozer 11-28-2004 11:13 AM

Pffft everyone and their mom can drive a BMW...

Year and model please

BTW i've always wanted to kick one of those begging bum in the teeth myself, especially the young and able one.

polish_aristocrat 11-28-2004 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Afrin
LOL, this thread is funny:)
what's funny is that it took you 2 years to make your 1st post on GFY :1orglaugh

MonsterCock 11-28-2004 11:14 AM

Yeah, no not really.

quiet 11-28-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
what's funny is that it took you 2 years to make your 1st post on GFY :1orglaugh
holy shit :1orglaugh

evildick 11-28-2004 11:20 AM

I was surprised how many of them there was in Toronto. My buddies and I were hitting all the bars on Friday night and we must have handed out $30 in change. LOL.

We made sure we gave extra to the dude that we seen opening doors for everybody at the Air Canada Centre... at least he was working for it.
:1orglaugh

nofx 11-28-2004 11:31 AM

kill kill kill kill kill the poor

Violetta 11-28-2004 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nofx
kill kill kill kill kill the poor
Wtf? Its easy to be a bigmouthed shithead in here.
Give the poor people your money and shot yourself.

KRL 11-28-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tony404
What so ever you do to the least of my brothers , that you do unto me.
Word!

who 11-28-2004 11:49 AM

I only give to bums when I am in the position to offer them a choice between a small bottle of alcohol and a few bucks.

When they choose the alcohol I break it on the ground in front of them and walk away.

Drunk hobos are just rich people who spent all their dosh on the drink :2 cents:

nofx 11-28-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rockatansky
Wtf? Its easy to be a bigmouthed shithead in here.
Give the poor people your money and shot yourself.

shut the fuck up tard

thats some dead kennedy's lyrics for you.

know your roots bitch.

- Jesus Christ - 11-28-2004 01:00 PM

I was gonna upload kill the poor but Im lazy.


http://www.thehungersite.com/


Click the "Give Free Food" Button

Pete 11-28-2004 01:01 PM

Poor people are dog shit.

MrJackMeHoff 11-28-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I was gonna upload kill the poor but Im lazy.


http://www.thehungersite.com/


Click the "Give Free Food" Button

To me your poor and pathetic so where do you draw the line?

- Jesus Christ - 11-28-2004 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
To me your poor and pathetic so where do you draw the line?
When was the last time you were at a spa?

Probably never.

nofx 11-28-2004 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
I was gonna upload kill the poor but Im lazy.


http://www.thehungersite.com/


Click the "Give Free Food" Button

it's in my head forever ;] word for word

czarina 11-28-2004 01:59 PM

he didn't have parents that loved him, that is why he is so traumatized

- Jesus Christ - 11-28-2004 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by czarina
he didn't have parents that loved him, that is why he is so traumatized
Who? the poor people. No, they are just lazy.

Most of the people on this board have probably never even been to a spa or stayed in 5 star accommodations.

Thats where there is so much animosity when I tell the truth. :2 cents:

You don't need to be jealous. Just work harder.

MrJackMeHoff 11-28-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
When was the last time you were at a spa?

Probably never.

I dont go to the spa because I am not gay.. But there is one here I live on a resort in Hawaii where do you live? My gf goes to the spa almost daily..

Your not impressing me..

Persius 11-28-2004 02:25 PM

some big mouthed idiots in this thread :2 cents:

pornstar2pac 11-28-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
When I'm driving down a city street in my BMW I often can not help but laugh at the human waste I see alongside the road.

The homeless are HYSTERICAL. How can you not crack up when you see these foolish dregs, especially on days like thanksgiving. Its so pathetic how lazy and smelly they are.

"waahhh wahhhh, I can't afford to eat"

"SUCK IT UP YOU CLOWN!" I say.....

as I flick the remainder of my partagas salomon cigar at his face.

Poor people are funny and here to entertain us.


p.s. Jesus approves arson is the house is crappy looking.

http://www.lds.org/images/newportal/ldslogo.gif

BMW:1orglaugh

that is so early 90's

fl_prn_str 11-28-2004 02:27 PM

http://www.charles.taylor.smutstars.com/mydrunk.jpg

Nismo 11-28-2004 02:27 PM

This thread is fucking hilarious. I give it an 8.5.

xclusive 11-28-2004 02:28 PM

Dude you are such a fucking loser...:2 cents:

- Jesus Christ - 11-28-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrJackMeHoff
I dont go to the spa because I am not gay.. But there is one here I live on a resort in Hawaii where do you live? My gf goes to the spa almost daily..

Your not impressing me..

I live in the western estates. A GATED community in Upstate New York.

I did not realize that relaxing in a steam room with a cigar worth more than your wife's entire family was considered homosexual.

You don't need to lie, It really sounds like you are trying to compensate for some form of economic hardship your facing.

ironlung 11-28-2004 02:31 PM

fuck jesus, your supposed to be humble

pornstar2pac 11-28-2004 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fl_prn_str
http://www.charles.taylor.smutstars.com/mydrunk.jpg
hank would love that pic:Graucho


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