Like To Piss people Off??? Use Some Of These
 

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Sniffle incessantly.

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

Check out a novel from the library and write the surprise ending on its first page.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

Ask people what gender they are.

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day..

Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book, claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh awsome list :thumbsup

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Awesome list i've used many of these many times...

lol i know thanks i have some more ill post shortly

Classic. I do that all the time. :1orglaugh

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These would be funnier if I were in junior high but I guess this one did make me laugh.


"Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down."

:thumbsup i fucking love-love it-love it ha ha

These two had my in tears!:1orglaugh

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those are my favorites.... imma do the hairdryer one tomarrow standing next to my friends white caprice :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Great list and so true

take a fucking picture and post it........lol

i do most of these most of the time ha ha

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Some funny shit there.

Some of those are great.

Gee...half of those describe my husband.....he is to say the least very amusing.

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i love this shit...... bump for the night shift

Here's my favorite...

When you are the passenger in a car and the driver is backing up, slap your hand on your door panel and yell out "oh shit!".

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Nice!! :thumbsup

the lego brick one really pissed me off as a kid :1orglaugh

Very good list :thumbsup lol

hahaha we're all guilty of many of those

some nice ones :thumbsup

LMAO good shit