I love this kid....
 

lolhockeyplaya11: hey
uscattermer: ?
lolhockeyplaya11: ur the guy who runs the porn site right
uscattermer: and you are?
lolhockeyplaya11: nate i rele never talk to u but for some reason u were on my friends buddy list
uscattermer: well, thats me
lolhockeyplaya11: dou think u good give me a free sample lol like send me a couple of pics
lolhockeyplaya11: of ur girls
uscattermer: ...you have to be kiddening me...
uscattermer: sure ill hook you up
uscattermer: hook me up with the manitory $25 signup fee and you can have all the access you want for a month
lolhockeyplaya11: ok well maybe i will if u give me a couple pics
uscattermer: whos buddylist was i on?
lolhockeyplaya11: im not sure one of my friends
uscattermer: ...guess what
lolhockeyplaya11: yes sir
lolhockeyplaya11: hello
uscattermer: im saving this instant message, and im posting it on an adult webmaster forum... this is fucking funny... we love you beggers... i make my living off my sites, so why would i give away my money? pay for the membership and you will get access... bye
lolhockeyplaya11: u cant post convos on the internet its illegal
uscattermer: watch me
lolhockeyplaya11: well ok lets try this what is ur website
lolhockeyplaya11: and ill think about spending that 25 bux but tell me ur website



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Hehehehe.


Probably a religous zealous!

Well thats what you get for using AIM in the first place :1orglaugh
But seriously.. shit like that happens so often its not funny anymore.. please I have no money let me in to your site. FUCK OFF YOU WHORE.

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haha i know i know, i havent used that account in like 10years, i decided to go on and he messaged me within 2seconds on signing on!!:1orglaugh

HAHAHA...

Turbo S14 240sx: hey
lolhockeyplaya11: who is this
Turbo S14 240sx: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...adid=394457&s=
lolhockeyplaya11: thats ur website
Turbo S14 240sx: ...same kid you put on block.... i posted our conversation... call your lawyer
lolhockeyplaya11: well im sorry for begging but u dont have to be so mean
lolhockeyplaya11: can u please take that off there
Turbo S14 240sx: .. you made a legal threat to me and now you are not backing up you words?
Turbo S14 240sx: no..
Turbo S14 240sx: thats an adult webmaster forum, enjoy
lolhockeyplaya11: i didnt threat u
Turbo S14 240sx: you sure?
lolhockeyplaya11: what did i say
Turbo S14 240sx: lolhockeyplaya11: u cant post convos on the internet its illegal
Turbo S14 240sx: ...not to sure about it now are ya:-)
lolhockeyplaya11: thats not a threat i was just curious if its illegal
Turbo S14 240sx: curious or stating?
lolhockeyplaya11: i didnt say i would call the cops im not like that man lets just forget about it
Turbo S14 240sx: yes.. lets forget about it
Turbo S14 240sx: you say you are 18?
lolhockeyplaya11: i thought it was illegal but if u say it isnt then i guess it isnt
lolhockeyplaya11: why
Turbo S14 240sx: and you are saying you would not have called the cops on a IM convo
Turbo S14 240sx: lolol
Turbo S14 240sx: shutup and go back to 4th grade
Turbo S14 240sx: ...i hope they all message you and bother you asking for free shit
lolhockeyplaya11: hey i wont talk to u if u promise to take that thing off ur website
Turbo S14 240sx: ..you wont talk to me either way... so fuck it.. its staying on there
lolhockeyplaya11: please man please dont do this to me i made one mistake dont punish me for it
Turbo S14 240sx: and your mommy will find out you were trying to look for free porn
Turbo S14 240sx: ...you are begging like a little bitch
Turbo S14 240sx: you are not 18
Turbo S14 240sx: admit it
lolhockeyplaya11: ok ok im not 18 and im sorry for begging but u were a kid once u know what its like to say girls naked
lolhockeyplaya11: see**
Turbo S14 240sx: lol.. you are too much.... sorry bro... i cant remove it, time limit is up... enjoy the free porn the GFYers message ya :-)
lolhockeyplaya11: ok ok im not 18 and im sorry for begging but u were a kid once u know what its like to say girls naked
lolhockeyplaya11: see**
Turbo S14 240sx: lol.. you are too much.... sorry bro... i cant remove it, time limit is up... enjoy the free porn the GFYers message ya :-)
lolhockeyplaya11: cmon please remove it
lolhockeyplaya11: ill do anything
Turbo S14 240sx: ...want a good answer?
Turbo S14 240sx: is yoru dick big enough that you can you take your dick and touch your asshole?
lolhockeyplaya11: no
Turbo S14 240sx: ...well theres your answer
lolhockeyplaya11: that hurts like hell
Turbo S14 240sx: try again?
Turbo S14 240sx: is yoru dick big enough that you can you take your dick and touch your asshole?
lolhockeyplaya11: actually if its not erected lol
lolhockeyplaya11: maybe
Turbo S14 240sx: ..then GO FUCK YOURSELF KID!

I told you I would sue you. How dare you let my desperation be know to the world you won't get your $25 because there is no money in porn...:Graucho

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Turbo S14 240sx: i think im going to call your local PD and report you for underage viewing of adult content... better reformat your computer :-)
lolhockeyplaya11: thats a good question i just saw u sign on and i thought u were like one of the guys who would send me some advertisement i havent viewed any
lolhockeyplaya11: and i wont
Turbo S14 240sx: ..you are full of shit. and your local cops will see that you are downloading porn
Turbo S14 240sx: im calling now
lolhockeyplaya11: dont do that please man dont call the cops my life would be ruined
Turbo S14 240sx: right now
lolhockeyplaya11: im not downloading porn
lolhockeyplaya11: how do u know where i live
Turbo S14 240sx: networking
Turbo S14 240sx: ...well my job is done.. i submited your info.. expect a knock soon
Turbo S14 240sx: could be a day or 2 though, never know with this forums



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lolhockeyplaya11: where do i live then please dont call the cops bro please dont call them omg i feel like crap dont do it
Turbo S14 240sx: its too late... already done
Turbo S14 240sx: actually just now hanging up
Turbo S14 240sx: they know you are still online too
Turbo S14 240sx: hope your mommy and daddy wotn get mad
lolhockeyplaya11: wtf man why did u do that i didnt do anything i never went on ur website
lolhockeyplaya11: or any other one i have just seen magazines
Turbo S14 240sx: because i can...enjoy your life in jail :-O
lolhockeyplaya11 signed off at 9:52:52 PM.



LOL... this kid thinks he is gunna goto jail over some porn! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That kid is probably having a heart attack.

He can't be older than 12.

You have way too much time on your hands. :1orglaugh

lol i know


so? :1orglaugh

That's fucked up, funny, but fucked up. :1orglaugh

Nothing wrong with that I guess. Just stating an observation. :winkwink:

i say you guys message him and tell him you are submitting his info to (fake place here) and scare him... post the results

..then again you are the one who read it all:Kissmy

Poor kid.

That is funny as hell. The only problem is that you probably scared him so bad he will turn to religion and become a Bush voter.

awww...am I the only one that feels just a little bit sorry for the kid? He is probably crying himself to sleep...scared shitless :1orglaugh

...shit.. someone message him and tell him i was joking... QUICK! :1orglaugh



...hahaha, nah, i do feel a lil bad, i mean i did tell him the PD was on their way... lolol.. maybe he is going to his parents explaining what he did and that the cops are comming.. that would be fucking classic, scared him so much that he ratted himself out to his mom and dad... and the cops never came:1orglaugh


..or maybe he will go hang himself:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol

JupZ Chris: want free porn?
lolhockeyplaya11: omg stop and leave me alone i dont want any porn
lolhockeyplaya11 signed off at 7:35:37 PM.

lol

:1orglaugh he prolly thinks its me...

Harleysheffield [10:46 PM]: you buy good pikture of girlies
lolhockeyplaya11 [10:46 PM]: wtf stop iming me
Harleysheffield [10:47 PM]: i sale cheap
lolhockeyplaya11 signed off at 10:47 PM


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haha... poor kid will get like 300 messages from everyone..

OMG here I am laughing my ass off and at the same time feeling bad for this kid who will now NEVER buy porn even as an adult:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

..oh well, 1 less sale for me :(

dont you just love those beggers? :1orglaugh

can you post some nude pix?:Graucho

As long as you are having fun with him. :winkwink:

Thank you so much, this thread has made my day, jesus, I know this guy is shitting his pants.....

haha no problem man, glad ya enjoyed

haha nice one jeff

This thread is just too damn funny! Can't remember when I laughed so hard :1orglaugh

lol

omfg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i got a similar message the other day. weird :(
duke