Got Wood...
 

Here you go here is a song for you guys.

its from www.doyougotwood.com its funny so go listen to it.

Tug it, rub it, chub it up
Stroke it, choke it, can't be too rough
Think of hooters, cooters, camel toe
Doodle, your noodle, make it grow

If you don't Got Wood, Get Wood
Show it off to all your friends
If you don't Got Wood, Get Wood
Or beat it 'til the party ends
If people on the street aren't laughing and pointing, they should
Cause sooner or later the world's gonna see you Got Wood

Slap it, whack it, set it straight
Work it, jerk it, concentrate
Keep on spankin', and wankin', it ain't no crime
Don't stop it 'til you pop it and it's tissue time

If you don't Got Wood, Get Wood
Show it off to all your friends
If you don't Got Wood, Get Wood
Or beat it 'til the party ends
If people on the street aren't laughing and pointing, they should
Cause sooner or later the world's gonna see you Got Wood

Whip it out... (solo)

Fire wood, buffed wood, wood that's gonna drift
Hard wood, soft wood, wood that isn't stiff
Stained wood, dead wood, wood you shouldn't split
Stacked wood, red wood, wood you shouldn't chip
Tons of different wood, some happy, some sad
Stand up tall and show the kind of wood you have

Chorus

Ok......