So I was at Starbucks buying a latte.....
 

...And the fag behind the counter starts hitting on me. He offered me some free crusty bread in exchange for my phone number.

WTF kind of trade is that anyway? :321GFY

I'm sorry about that. I won't do that again.

You already have my number....And you never call since......well..Since that one night at that place when we did that....Thing. :(

How was the bread?

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

Translation: "Free Crusty Bread" = Impulsive Salad Tossing

Because only fags go to starbucks?

He was probably interested after seeing the white spots on your lip. Next time be sure to clean up after sucking cock.

Not sure. I'll eat it when I am done sucking him off.

LMAO...That is funny. Good sense of humor.

Damn you are a cheap date...I know guys that would have at least given you a burger

More than you know, Dave. :)

I don't need any more burgers. I'll take the reach around though. :thumbsup

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Starbucks Coffee's headquarters...Seattle.

So Seattle has a higher gay population than San Francisco?

:Graucho

The "bread" is called biscotti. You can dip it in your coffee - quite tasty, actually :Graucho

Ever consider shooting gay content?

I see opportunity.:1orglaugh

I just shot a tranny in LA. That was a first and a last as far as anything like that goes.

what do you expect at a starbucks, that's almost fag central

So did you exchange numbers?

Really?

Guess where I found this model? :Graucho

http://ampcontent.com/Piks/Ashley/Ashley001.jpg

Did you shoot in his/her eye?

well if you were gay it wouldnt be a bad trade but seeing as how you are not then it is not a good trade lol

Afterschool special on TV?

Hey...She graduates soon. Back off.


Seriously...She is still in high school. I'm waiting till she graduates before I release her site.

isn't it sad when your ass isn't worth more then some bread ...i'd feel used...:(

hahaha you know i knew, it's all good pimp

Just out of curiousity, were you wearing any porn gear?!?

Do you remember that chick from the Target store that I kept buying condoms from until it peaked enough interest for her to ask about it?

Uh huh......Chicks at work are fun to recruit. :)

http://ampcontent.com/Piks/AprilBack.jpg
http://ampcontent.com/Piks/AprilAss.jpg

what would be the trade for a free latte :winkwink:

Just a pink hat from Bimini Bucks...Why?

Do you think that had something to do with it? :1orglaugh

yeah i remember you talking about that one, good work. i would get more into doing that shit myself if i wasn't in bible ass small town texas at the moment

food offerd to fat guys works well in business/barter situations

http://www.biminibucks.com/santamonica/sm-6.jpg

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Happens all the time. Im shocked more gay men dont hit on you.

theres my boi :)

Pink in Starbucks?
C'mon... you were cruising:winkwink:

Shhhhh!

I'm still in denial. :(

Take the crusty bread and stiff him on the phone number!:winkwink:

Hey I wonder if this works on chicks, " hey baby I will give you some free crusty bread from Starbucks for your phone number" did I mention it was Starbucks!:Graucho