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What is the fucking deal nowadays? I came here looking more for the dating type of affiliate programs, viagra, all that kind of shit... I can't handle getting back into fucking porn too much of a bitch and I simply despise it any more - But I want to start working on riviving my business.

I have tried signing up for FOUR affiliate programs including ones as famous as god damn I Friends - Jesus, I STARTED in this business with a 20 second signup form and 2 cents a click from amateur.com

Now I sign up and get some free $50 took me 30 minutes to figure out how to link if I didn't want to use "The currently best selling method" rather just a direct simple PLAIN OLD TEXT LINK.

I then test the friggin link, signup for an account with a credit card myself and my clicks are registering but not my sales - This is after I waited 45 minutes for my confirmation e-mail from I Friends to come through...

I am having (I know they are working on it not blaming it on them) non stop problems since I tried using dollars.com and can't even get the banner to show up..

I just signed up for another program and when I signed up I didn't get a verification page or e-mail - I tried logging in it didn't allow me too.. I tried to create the accoutn again it said user name already exists so I added a "2" to the end.. Same thing.. 30 minutes later I can log in to the account but no link codes or promotional material NOTHING.

What the hell are you guys doing that run affiliate programs nowadays, jesus christ you have things so god damn confusing it is fucking nuts. Ever hear the following statement :

"Simplicity is Key"