Bin Laden & Al Queda Claim Responsibility For Pacers/Pistons Catastrophe
 

In a statement from his secret mountain hideout a statement was made by Osama Bin Laden and his Al Queda henchmen.

The video, seen on Al Jazeera TV shows Bin Laden cheering on the videotaped fracas between the two NBA superstar teams. Bin Laden says that more sports disasters will occur until the U.S. and it's coalition allies pull out of Afghanastan and Iraq.

Next sports targeted will be NFL, NASCAR and the upcoming golf tournies.

Al Queda operatives are said to have trained heavily to meld into the crowds of spectators. Their training includes wearing silly sports insignias and fake beer guts as well as how to curse and behave rowdy like the typical American spectator.

FBI agents found abandoned secret camps on the outskirts of Pakistani villages with mocked up sports stadiums built. A video tape was found where Al Queda operatives were seen drilling day and night to act as surley and obnoxiously as the typical American spectator. One video actually showed an Al Queda henchman, jelly belly rolling with 'Ji Mom' scrawled on his stomach as he attempted to emulate a crowd disruptor. Other Al Queda members immediately leapt upon him and beheaded him for misspelling the the word ' hi '.

U.S. officials having seen the tape said that no sporting event could be safe with these dastardly doings afoot.

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