Things you can only get away with saying at THANKSGIVING:
 

01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
04. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
05. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
06. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
07. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
08. Don't play with your meat.
09. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
10. You still have a little bit on your chin.
11. How long will it take after you stick it in?
12. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
13. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
14. How long do I beat it before it's ready
15) Suck it granny. Spread some cranberry sauce on it, and suck it.

I'll try to use all of them during thanksgiving :1orglaugh

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haha those are awesome, i'll try to slip some in next thanksgiving!

You forgot one.

"These candied yams feel great up my ass"

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