I am not content
 

please, i am a webmaster/enterpenuer/brother/son/friend/clown/human/good-looking-piece-of-ass but i am far from content:(


i am honored by those that think i should do a scene in front of the camera but i will be the first to tell you all that watching me have sex is like drinking stale pepsi. it aint anything interesting


thank you, now go about your business



:Graucho

You're not content?? Damn how disappointing:(

i am available for private screenings though:thumbsup

Sweet:winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

your not? :sadcrying

no


although i do give out private lessons (for a minimal fee) on how to do the patented "sprinkler" technique

How about the midget ballet photoshoot you did in the Sahara ?

that was an "artistic" rendition of the famous play, "the nutcracker"

i am a man of the arts

Tell that to poor Rufus :(

:1orglaugh

if you do it naked, Im sold :winkwink:

Your athlethic body completes your esoteric senses in an uncommon way.

Ah the nutcracker.. hope yours are ok :Graucho

Btw I understand you.. I am not content either.

rufus is my life partner, there is no need to tell rufus what rufus already knows

:(

women always want me to be naked all the time, ugh, for once i would appreciate it if i could just keep my clothes on

word up

Izzz, the man of the arts.

The first thing he does when he wakes up :

Playing the harp in the garden.

http://www.phy.duke.edu/~hartley/images/harp.jpg

This thread makes me very sad. :(

and your fucking 976 number isnt working either!:321GFY

Buy Izzz' harp cd.

You will relax and find joy in this thread.

And 3% goes to the midget fund.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the day i play the harp is the day headless stops eating at the buffet

You are not content but you are a heck of a man whore...:thumbsup

You two, Stop flirting!

cheer up my little buttercup:thumbsup although my loving sessions will not be filmed, they will continue out of view of the public:Graucho

:feels-hot :feels-hot

thats what happens when i outsource to india

:Buck: :moon

:1orglaugh