Can you fuck on valiums?
 

or will my soldier not salute.

Just counteract it with viagra and you will be fine...

dont see why not

Yeah, benzos don't really affect sexual performance (unlike SSRIs like Paxil and Prozac). The only problem is that valium makes you feel so sleepy and buzzed that you don't feel like doing it in the first place.

They might stick onto his back if he's on the bottom.

you'll be fine, its a mellow drug but still allows motor functions to operate smoothly :)