why are chicks so clean and afraid of germs but still suck cock
 

hello I piss out of my cock idiot....you suck it...stop bitching abuout germs from other things


I went out with a chick in college that wouldnt drink out of the same bottle as me, but then in bed would tongue my asshole.

I always found this odd.

shut up dont blow it!

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you do have a valid point :1orglaugh

Does she make you clean your cock and asshole?

Good question. My question is similar. Why do the women in my office, when going to the bathroom, go through this routine:

1) Flush toilet with foot
2) Lay down two sets of toilet covers
3) Pee (they refuse to take a shit at the office)
4) Flush toilet with foot
5) Wash hands vigorously

And then go to lunch at McDonald's every day?

you put a hidden cam in the woman's bathroom? :stoned

he knows the intricasies

HAHAHA one day I told my girl I couldnt cum because I had to piss so bad... she was like oh my god I never thought about that, I cant believe I've done this

yeah , wondered about that too,

or do you folks have daily "what did you do in the toilet" convo's ?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dont question it just be glad they still do it.

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very fuckin odd

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How about girl that WON'T suck cock but will french kiss? Doesn't she know the mouth has 100X more germs and bacteria than a dick?

Did you she finish you off anyways or wait awhile to do it to you again? :1orglaugh

This is a quandry that has baffled me for years i've finally just come to realize that chicks are insane...

We C.H.I.C.K.S. tends to be choosy on the kind of germs we touch.:)

Maybe she thinks your cock is disgusting? :helpme

And you know this fact because....? more :helpme

That's what golden showers are for. :Graucho

If you get bit buy another person and you bleed you'll need a tetnes shot otherwise you could die of a septic infection. You could have a cut on your arm and rub your unwashed dick all over your cut. You're not likely to get an infection.

piss is sterile...

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One of the things that amazes me is when girls ask if a vibrator has been used before, we wash them after and before every shoot, wonder if they are that particular with a dick?

haha - good question, one i've often thought about too.

i dunno how girls go downtown on us, i know guys, most are disgusting when it comes to hygiene - and that part of the anatomy is sweaty and it's all bunched up in underwear and then pants - whores make u wash -

i am a freak when it comes to being obsessed with stuff like that - i ain't that big down there ladies but I smell like roses!

if i was a chick i would definitely be requiring the guy take a shower first - but ya know, even though girls wont admit it, that smell probably turns them on.

i don't like stinky pussies but i do love the scent of normal pussy - i assume women feel the same.

There are actually MORE germs in the mouth than in the genitle area

a definite first

thats hot

lets pet each other

This is true...but I assume most women make sure their men are clean too....:1orglaugh

and a blood waste product. It can also be toxic. About the sterile part, where did you get this from?

:) damn right dude.. weird chicks

i use to ask your mother the same question.

i agree.

Courtesy of the powerful hacker tool, Google..

http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/kudiseases/pubs/utiadult/

Normal urine is sterile. It contains fluids, salts, and waste products, but it is free of bacteria, viruses, and fungi.

I can vouch for this one. :Graucho

only in pathological state is urine nonsterile. It's directly derived from the blood, and reflux should not be possible.

The kidneys are pretty good filtering machines...

The thing in piss that's dangerous is the salt. Just like you wouldn't want to drink to much sea water. Still you'd have to drink A LOT of piss before you got enough salt to hurt you.

I'am seeing a girl right now that wont swallow yet always wants to eat my ass like it's the last meal on earth.

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Explain to her that cum makes babes so it can't be harmful unlike shit which can win her a trip to the hospital for a heavy does of anti-biotics.


WTF is this with girls tossing salad? My best friend loves it when his wife does it. Fuck that shit.

Urine is streile, I learned that in my biology class. Here is anothe rquestion? How can men go down on women that bleed from their pussy every month, deliver babies and have daily secretions ( i forgot the word for it..but that will do) of the pussy. You guys should be more aware of where ur putting ur mouth than u schecks should.

i heard some people drink piss because it's good for the health and shit

Well you might as well ask we even bother to stick our dicks something liek that.

By the way the clit is not IN the pussy.

Never make the mistake of trying to understand the inner workings of the female mind.. all you need to know is if I do this she'll do that. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

We do it because we know you likey:winkwink:

Why are chicks so clean and afraid of germs but still suck cock?

If she wasn't afraid of germs, she wouldn't pick up after you.

And if she wouldn't suck cock, you wouldn't pay the bills :Graucho

This is the question men have been asking since the beginning of civilization.

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Piss isn't germy, and how much piss is on your cock at any time anyway?

or what about the ones that wont fuck without a condom but take loads in their eyes.
Duke