anal sex
 

This is a sick question. Has anyone ever fucked a chick in the ass and got shit on their dick?

Never, Maybe shit on the condom, but never my dick. Got shit on my fist once, but I was elbow deep. to be expected. She said she liked it...then she licked it....

Thats just sick. I dont see how people like eating shit and drinking pee

Since you felt the need to share this, don't hold back and give the whole story out won't you!

Anal sex is a myth. Most women wont. How would you like some projectile up your ass? Feels uncomfortable? Sure it does.
Only in porn movies.

wrong. I have hit a few girls anal. And one I know loved it.

That's really sick.

so far about 75% of the girls ive been with, i've done anal with

Ive done a few girls anal but never gotten shit on it, and happy am I over that :1orglaugh

Did it a lot of times and never got shit in my dick...
But heard stories...

Advice? Never fuck a drunk girl in the ass after she ate a lot...

Cya

Same here. Got shit on my dick only once. If you use lubrication it will never happen though. If you have a stable girlfriend and she doesn't mind doing it, it's not a bad idea for her to use anal douche (spell?), just to avoid unpleasant experiences.

buttsex 53 times. helmet only once.

Helmat, fucking halarious!

:repuke

never had a girl who would let me do anal........

and for some reason I dont crave it, or need it

the shit factor isnt very enticing

I'm a girl, and I love anal sex... a few times a month anyway... Hubby's never complained about shit on his dick... I would think that would be something he'd mention.

:winkwink:

You have to wash up afterwards anyways cause it's covered in your cum :glugglug

Sure have a bunch of times I like to call it gods free chocholube...

Can't say that I have....

hasn't happened when i was doing anal with my ex. but then i'm a hegiene freak. this other guy i dated wasn't though.

that's an interesting story.. which involves rubber gloves, my fist up his ass, shit all over my glove and me puking for about a half hour.

:helpme

I can't tell by your post if you are male or female...

You are dating the wrong women. :1orglaugh

now thats some funny shit. what planet do u live on?

Was that pun intended? :winkwink:

I'm about to puke now lol

eww that glove story is disturbing. :puke:

:repuke :repuke

where's that pic with Dugmore (or was it Vid Vicious) and the green stuff?

a friend of mine had an episode with a drunk girl and shitting the bed, they made fun of her for a loooooooong time

It sucks!!! eating shits, it's disgusting!!! I think you have to be sanitized first!!! Be extra careful, you can be really sick by doing that!!!:fart :fart :fart

I think you actually meant "you are right".

You just said that you did it with a few girls and you only know ONE that loved it. :1orglaugh

No thanks, I don't want to see it again. It was quite disturbing and horrible.

lol :1orglaugh

Had to dig this back up
http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html
Read this anal story is so F-ing hilarious, HAHAHAH

" I probably emptied half of the 4-ounces of" HAHAHAH
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gee, sure felt like I was doing it last time I woke up in the morning with his cock pushing its way deep into my ass.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Luthien
hasn't happened when i was doing anal with my ex. but then i'm a hegiene freak. this other guy i dated wasn't though.

that's an interesting story.. which involves rubber gloves, my fist up his ass, shit all over my glove and me puking for about a half hour. [/QUOTE


well, it seems to me if you are going to stick your fist up someone's rectum then it shouldn't be a suprise if you come back out with shit.

You're funny, and sheltered, possibly. :winkwink: I frequently had anal sex with my ex bf for three years, I love it. The only thing that keeps me from doing it more frequently with my current bf is his size, he's a little big for my little ass.....but I still love it. No myth, just facts. :thumbsup

xoxo,

Candice :female

:helpme :helpme

bs

Easy solution to shit on the dick is get her to do atm.

Guaranteed to work.

u counting?