tennis ball
 

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once."

Cheesy, but funny, I suppose. 3 out of 5 I give it. :winkwink:

4 out of the 5

thanks for the rating anyway.

Thats the kind of joke you laugh at just to make your friends feel wanted... :1orglaugh

I hear girls can get it too.

http://www.tennisone.com/magazine/iw.../sharapova.jpg

I saw that she won this week...did anyone see that dude run around when she was receiving the trophy? What was that all about?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't know, you couldn't really see anything. That was a good game, I thought Serena was gonna win at one point - weird how she got injured and then started kicking Sharapova's ass.