everybody who owns a bmw has a small penis
 

thats what some kids told me

whta about mercedes?

hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?

that's why my man drives an E430...lol:1orglaugh

Those kids are mad they dont have one.

And what if I own a 1992 Subaru? Does that mean I have an 8 inch one?

what if your a woman??

Only if you drive a Geo Metro do you have a large penis, aparently.

Yeah, what about that?

jealousy sucks

You have a small clitoris??

nope

well according to these kids any car over $25k means you have a small penis and use your car to get laid.

maybe.but still owning a BMW is cool.

Yeah because that's the easiest way to get laid is to walk up to a complete stranger and show her your dick.

:1orglaugh

That's what I tell myself every time I look at my tiny pecker.

WTF, I own to beemers and belive me its not true :Graucho

Liar -


Myself and Chris Mallick and I both drive jet black M3 convertibles.

:Graucho

Mitch

not true. I drive an M5 and mines is atleast 4 inches if not 1/2 an inch more.

Nope, he is a mailer

Wow, that means most of friends have small penises.

*everybody who owns a bmw has a small penis*


That's not true..

oh oh i better tell my 007!

Nismo.. you probably drive a Nissan :Graucho

Big cocks shit drivers:1orglaugh

How would they know? Do they go to every bmw owners and looked? And besides, not all bmw owners are those w/ penis (men)....:winkwink:

thats what ppl who don't have the money to buy such things say. i'd like to have a bmw, they're fast, look pretty cool and say i make more money than you :)

I drive a Honda Civic because I have a monster cock :Graucho

:thumbsup :thumbsup

I get that shit with my vette all the time. Not sure how they figured it out. I better put more balls of socks down there when I go out. :Oh crap

http://www.ninthline.com/marky/images/marky_13.JPG

That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls :winkwink:

DH

Probably a myth started by jealous people

Yes. I have a BMW and my penis is tiny.

so the bmw is to make up for other shortcomings?

I have m3 and trust me I don't have a little penis, bmw are the best cars in the world and benz is for old men

I have the M3 for my daily driver..the Porsche 911 Turbo is to make up for the shortcomings..

Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.

Of about 6 surveyd sports cars, porsche owners got the last sex. they were in line with something like mustang owners.

Well good thing I'm not getting a BMW nice cars but not for a big man...

Did you find the penispills in the glovebox when you got yours?

They treat me good at Porsche since I bought 2 of them..i get a lifetime supply! :)

:)


a pix for the old small dick mercedes owners that don't have balls

http://jeeppix.com/park1/acura10.jpg

:1orglaugh

BMW's are P H A T
The difference between driving a High End car and a Honda is unexplanable. The power, handling, no road noise and the amount of thought put into the interior is amazing.

I went to buy a Z4 a while back and the salesman told me my cock was too large for that car and refused to sell it to me.

my supercharged 3 series had some balls

That kid is retard....:)

:1orglaugh

I love this car:thumbsup