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Humbolt 09-14-2001 08:08 PM

ATT:ALL GALLERY MAKERS
 
At Library of Thumbs as of 9-14-2001 we are adopting two new policies..
#1..No counters
#2..No Recips buttons or text
#3..NO EXCEPTIONS
Galleries are loading way too slow...
The less images the faster the load..
When a counter server crashes or goes down..the page never finishes loading due to the surfers browser trying to locate the counters server..

For more info please go to the submittal page at www.libraryofthumbs.com/thumbsub.html

Thanks..

Humbolt

Lane 09-14-2001 08:13 PM

interesting decision. maybe you are right.

but is this the right place to announce this?

Tam 09-14-2001 08:14 PM

He is Humbolt, he can announce anything any damn place he pleases......... rotfl

Tam

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The Truth 09-14-2001 08:17 PM

Hey Humbolt - what's the deal with the daily category spots and the ownership...?? I had emailed you about it a couple of times and never got a response.

Paid servers and ultra clean galleries ... the samples may have had counters on them but I mentioned the fact that I will do whatever it takes for a spot.

You always list my galls... here's one with the recip and counter which is a no-no now and that's cool but just to refresh your memory...???
http://www.quicknclean.com/adultcash...son/gall02.htm



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ldinternet 09-14-2001 08:22 PM

No counters/trackers, what the fuck? That's two thumbs down.

Unlike 3rd party counters, there is nothing wrong with a counter/tracker installed on a site's own domain... it loads as fast as possible. Site usage stats are crap anyway. Plus, anyone can size1 a counter, it means that you're going to have to scan the html code.

The recips thing, I can agree with. Two thumbs up.

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Jamdin 09-14-2001 09:00 PM

So you only want one pic on that page?

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Humbolt 09-14-2001 09:19 PM

ok..first.,
I have a program that tells me whatever I want it to as far as what is in the gallery.

All major counters are listed in it
If somebody wishes to use a counter that is on thier own server that is fine..if the gallery loads...the counter will also and visa versa.

Idinternet
If the rules dont suit you...dont submit..simple as that.

The Truth,
I have not yet completed all the top spots..
If I have your applying gallery..it will be reviewed and you will be notified if you get a top spot.

Tam...hehe
Thanks babe.


Last but not least,
Lane..
This is a webmaster board.
Gallery makers hang here
YES..this one of a few places I chose to post this.

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Humbolt 09-14-2001 09:25 PM

Jammin
What are you talking about?

Lensman 09-14-2001 10:00 PM

You said 2 new rules, so why is there a #3?

tenletters 09-14-2001 10:31 PM

Lensman, there are three types of people in this world... those that can count, and those that cannot.

stangster 09-14-2001 10:42 PM


How does a TEXT RECIP slow things down?

Just curious..

Tam 09-14-2001 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Lensman, there are three types of people in this world... those that can count, and those that cannot.
rotfl........... you crack you up.

Humbolt...... just saying it like it damn well is baby...... LOL

Lensman..... he is Humbolt, he is no mathematician....... and I can't spell either........ I don't think....... did I spell that right? DAYUM!!!!!!

Tam



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Jamdin 09-14-2001 11:29 PM

You said the less images there are, the better...so I thought one thumbnail would be superfast http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

theWatsonian 09-14-2001 11:51 PM

Too funny, Jamdin! Are you gonna have a link to your sponsor/site or will it just be one thumb smack-dab in the middle of the page?

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Trax 09-15-2001 12:59 AM

no counters?? thats gay man

Trax

Humbolt 09-15-2001 01:16 AM

Lens...
I start 99 bottles of beer on the wall with 89 beers...
I drink the first 10 before I EVER count anything...does that help?

Its friday night...does that help?
I love to drink...does that help?
Im prob analky..does that help?

Jamdin..
If you sent a gallery with only one thumb on it...
I wouldnt post it...not enuff sponsors

<evil grin>

I didnt have sex today...err or yesterday..does that help?

and oh yea...GFY

Mwhahaha


mariuz 09-15-2001 01:27 AM

Whats next from these idiotic TGP's..no ads?

hahaa

CDSmith 09-15-2001 01:39 AM

What's next from these idiodic tgp's you ask?

No traffic.....for you. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

NOSOUPFORYOU!!

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Burtman 09-15-2001 03:47 AM

What about the refferal tag from Sex List, its hidden and doesn't slow the page from loading.
Anyways Humbolt the only real thing I use a counter for is to see if a site listed my gallery or not. The numbers I worry about are the sign-ups, is there a way though that you could confirm that galleries have been posted or this that a pain in the ass?

Burtman

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Humbolt 09-15-2001 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mariuz:
Whats next from these idiotic TGP's..no ads?
Hey dumbass!
With regards to removing the recips and counters..
With less places for the surfer to click out on...your chances of getting a signup are increased...
Talk about an idiot..



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Hot Tropical Babes 09-15-2001 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Humbolt:
Lens...
I start 99 bottles of beer on the wall with 89 beers...
I drink the first 10 before I EVER count anything...does that help?

Its friday night...does that help?
I love to drink...does that help?
Im prob analky..does that help?


I didnt have sex today...err or yesterday..does that help?

and oh yea...GFY

Mwhahaha


LOL~~ Is that like a male pms!

X-raid 09-15-2001 09:06 AM

Still don't get this... Why no recips ?
How does that slow down anything? A pic in 3k oh..

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Lensman 09-15-2001 09:13 AM

HB- you forgot:

Rule #4: For speed, all galleries must have at least one image from hotlinkpics.com

Humbolt 09-17-2001 04:47 PM

heh..
Thanks for all the great feedback..
Damm...
I can get pretty snooty when im drunk geez..
what an asshole..


Still no recips or counters :

Jamdin 09-17-2001 06:34 PM

One thumb smack in the middle of tons of text selling a sponsor http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

Theo 09-17-2001 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster:

How does a TEXT RECIP slow things down?

Just curious..

i guess they count every single byte. So better not to avoid also page title!

I tell webmasters to add more ads and banners on their galleries! I receive some excellent movie galleries with long movies in paid hosting and 2 text links! Some people have expensive hobbies that's why they end up on something else at the end http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif I prefer to get listed and receive 40k-50k with a heavy advertised gallery, than 80-100k with a gallery that you have to spend your day to find the ads.

titmowse 09-17-2001 10:25 PM

hey humbolt,

sorry about the bridge man. that was pretty awful.

love


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