okay, WTF? Now I am pissed
 

Just got this in the mail:

SPECIAL TAX LAWS PASSED BY CONGRESS

Many Senior Citizens qualify, under little-known tax legislation, . . . yada-yada . . .

Many Seniors qualify . . . yada-yada . . .

WTF?!?! They expect me to sign up for something after that intro?

:(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

(only laughing because I can afford to for the next 7 years :thumbsup )

I think you don't want to accept the fact that you are a Senior now! :1orglaugh

why not?
you are old.

Denny's isn't giving me discounts on their dinners yet.

But hey, Being a senior is not that bad, Now you graduate and can go on the university.


:1orglaugh

When I can start getting discounts on my food then I will accept the fact.

The other day my mom went to the bakery for some fresh bread. The lady behind the counter was kind enough to inform her that there was a senior citizens discount that day.

My mom is 41.

Senior Citizen? You told me you were only 25.

I am a little older than you and believe me all that old peoples junk mail is coming.

wait till you get AARP.

That lady should be dead now!

I bet she was pissed.

So, did she take the discount, or go find a new bakery?

Already got that over a year ago,

Well, you said you were 18, so I figured it was all relative

What is that?

I get mail for those damn motorized cart thingies all the time...

I'm not that lazy....

...and you're surprsied @ getting "old folks" mail? :winkwink:

Well I did get carded for a diet coke you know? Do I look young or was he just wanting to get my name and address?

I think he was going for the name and address as I recall.

and AARP is American Association of Retired People . . . if they were trying to sell me a cart I might go for it

old I can accept . . . . senior? I don't think so

Ok maybe the name and address.

I hate showing my id. I did that at the store at the checkout and the guy said he knew exactly where I lived.

That was after following me around the store, coming up behind me and whispering we could do it and your husband would never have to know.

Your not that old dude

You're WAY too cute to be getting mail like that yet :)

I have to agree with both of you :1orglaugh

Damn right....who the hell do they think they are? Bastards....

By the way, you think you could get that Denny's discount going before Vegas? They have good post night-o-partyin' breakfasts ;)

Maybe I should retrieve that letter from the trash and use it as my ID for getting the senior plates

OMG :1orglaugh

You can put 'em on the bike....hehehe :)