I held a door open for an old lady today
 

Thats my good dead for the day, everyone else can fuckoff now!

GOOD DEAD?

I don't get it, you wanted the old lady to die?

well, one good deed is better than nothing

OK so I cant spell today. I drank 20 beers last night, give me a break

That door u held open for the old lady...was that your bedroom door? ;)

'20 deers???:Graucho

Oh wait,,,I think i'm still drunk too:glugglug

You eat my shit as I told you to
To drink my piss is nothing new
Explore your frontiers - long way to go
Grandma I hope you like it so

:GFYBand

u had enough I suppose :1orglaugh

I hate when you do nice shit for old people and they are crabby as fuck about it, feel like pushing them over after that.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I held the door open for a hot 18-22 year old yesterday, it was her good deed of the day.

THE FUCKER HELPED THE LADY FOR HALF THE ROAD THEN HE PUSHED HER violently on the ground...:321GFY

spunky, that is just plain nasty.