damn I'm a PIMP
 

This simply amazed me. I didn't think there were 23 year olds that have never been kissed. Damn!


xenigo: cutie = hot gorgeous = hot beautiful = hot... in my mind
xenigo: I think in most women's minds, they somehow think that cutie is less than gorgeous... for some reason. I don't really know why...
girl: the sound of it
xenigo: it's all good to me
girl: lol
girl: see, I think I'm on the oterside of the spectrum
xenigo: and what would that be?
girl: otherside*
girl: opposite of what u claim
xenigo: be specific, what do you mean?
girl: lol
girl: ummmm
girl: let's say I've always been single, never asked out, never first kiss...nothing...and I'm 23..
xenigo: awww, really????
girl: therefor there's something wrong w/my outside appearance for guys to not wanna....
xenigo: oh my!!
girl: and I know I'm overweight....
xenigo: no way... nothing wrong at all... you're quite a cutie indeed.
xenigo: and you've never kissed a guy??? Seriously?
girl: so that combined...I see myself as being fat & ugly
xenigo: awwww that's so sad!
xenigo:
xenigo: *hugs*
girl: that's not something I'd lie about
girl: I'm already pathetic enough, no need to make up stuff
girl: lol
xenigo: well, I'm going to have to take you out for dinner sometime this week.
girl: haha I don't even know u
xenigo: I know you don't, but you will.
xenigo: and you'll have a ton of fun
girl: lol and how is that?
xenigo: trust me...
girl: hahaha rigt
girl: right*
xenigo: there is no doubt in my mind
girl: and how is that?
xenigo: you'll just have to find out
girl: I don't know about that
xenigo: lol, omg...
girl: what?
xenigo: so no first kiss? Do you dodge kisses or something?!?!
girl: lol
girl: no
girl: no guy's ever shown interest in me & I'm the shy quiet type
xenigo: poor Jennifer...
xenigo: well I'm going to fix your problem
girl: lol
xenigo: because I'm single as well, and you sound like a fun girl... and I think you're absolutely irresistably cute
girl: hahaha ummm thanks
xenigo: it's true!
girl: lol
girl: lol
xenigo:
girl: well, thanks again
xenigo: of course
xenigo: and how in the world could you have 236 friends on your myspace profile without a single one of these guys expressing any interest?
xenigo: I'd think you'd be overwhelmed by guys...
girl: lol
girl: they go for the typical skinny blondes w/big boobs
xenigo: lol
xenigo: all 236 of them?!?!?!
xenigo: well, I'll admit those 236 don't matter... cause I'm the 1 out of those 236 that doesn't want that.
girl: lol
xenigo: I'm on round 2 of the burritos for tonight... hehe
girl: well there are other guys that express interest...they're all in other states
xenigo: yeah, I've had a few of those long distance interests as well in the past... those are never fun
girl: lol
xenigo: so what's keeping you up so late tonight??
girl is away at 4:59:24 AM.
girl returned at 4:59:29 AM.
girl: I'm in bed
girl: lol
xenigo: oh... you drove home already??
girl is away at 5:00:25 AM.
girl returned at 5:00:30 AM.
girl: yeah
xenigo: well, that was quick... lol
xenigo: I didn't even realize
girl: lol
girl: I've been home since about 330
xenigo: oh, crazy
girl is away at 5:02:43 AM.
girl returned at 5:02:47 AM.
girl: anyways, bed time...ttyl
girl: night!
xenigo: ok, sweet dreams

wow, this is what you do on your spare time? :glugglug

Well, it's not like I'm shooting content at this time of night. :Graucho

If nobody's even asked, there might be a reason for that... if she sent you a picture, you can safely assume it's not her :P Either that or she's lying because she wants to play the innocent. :) Having been on the internet for like 12 years now, I've seen all the little tricks women play.

Fun to read

pimp? You got rejected from what I saw.

look how many lol's were in that chat.... :1orglaugh

pics?

she has to be butt ugly

that's the first thing I noticed :glugglug

have fun lol

I found a pic... hang on....

:1orglaugh

Get a girlfriend :D

Dude you seriously need to make better use of your time...

pathetic

Agreed.....It looks like he got rejected and owned by a 400 pound male pretending to be some teen chick....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nothing wrong with meeting girls online, but why are you interested especially in her so much?

fatties are no fun

NEGATIVE PIMP POINTS

my 12 year old cousins do that all the time..she was probably 12. They talk sex to older guys and never meet em and u sick fucks jerk off to it lol.