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Santa Claus found dead !!!!! ( pic )

Well maybe :

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Decomposed male body found in store's chimney

By AARON LEO [email protected]

BRIDGEPORT

The gruesome discovery of a man's mostly skeletal remains inside a chimney in the city's East Side on Thursday stirred up both sympathy and curiosity.

The Salvation Army Thrift Store at East Main and Shelton streets had been experiencing furnace problems for about a year, and a service company was called at 12:30 p.m., police said.

Repair workers then found a pair of feet and lower legs hanging from the narrow opening at the bottom of the chimney, which leads to the basement furnace.

"It appears to be the decomposed body of an adult male," said Police Capt. Lynn Kerwin, head of the Detective Bureau.

The body, which was in various stages of decomposition, also had bits of clothing hanging off it, according to reports.

It could have been wedged in the chimney for more than a year, and the man appears to have entered the chimney from the top, Kerwin said.

http://www.connpost.com/Stories/0,14...530268,00.html

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/chris...hics/stuck.jpg

That is something that is very very sad.

Poor santa. Now I'll never get that Nintendo DS.

that had to smell lol

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Originally posted by tony404
that had to smell lol

That's what I was thinking..nothing worse than rotting flesh

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Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media...antaClaus1.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good, that fat bastard never brings me anything lol

Seems like people never learn, I am often seeing news reports of criminals trying to enter buildings through the chimney and they often have to be rescued.

Okay...poor Santa...yadda yadda yadda. But more importantly, who will be delivering my Manolos on December 25? :winkwink:

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Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media...antaClaus1.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

guess. i won't be receiving any presents this year.

I was bad all year anyhow. No biggie.

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Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media...antaClaus1.jpg

omg haha!!!! that pic is great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

poor kid. :winkwink:

That would be pretty freaky finding that.