i have farted 56 times in the last hour
 

i have farted 56 times in the last hour, its horrible, and i am choking on the smell, i dont know if its something i ate, anything i can take to make it go away? i am meeting someone this afternoon :/

We really needed this post ....

Thats worrying.... Go to a doctor.

:helpme

Only 56 times?

go get some ex-gas

Suicide yourself . It will work

hey surfer, you didnt post a pic? :(

Smoke a cigarette to calm you down..

beano

Enjoy it, I would. :)

GO TAKE A SHIT
... YOUR ONLY PUSHING AIR AROUND THE TURD

Suicide yourself ?

commit suicide :winkwink:

Go visit someone you secretly despise or hate. Force them to share the joy with you. :1orglaugh

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You have bigger problems than gas if you are actually counting .:winkwink:

you even manage to count it? try herbal tea.