I dunno why but I can't totally believe this guy's excuse
 

Wife suspects husband over sexy texts

A woman from Bridgend, South Wales thought her husband was having an affair when she found sexy text messages from another woman on her husband's phone.

But Stuart Maiden, 36, had only borrowed the mobile from a phone shop while they fixed his own - and they forgot to wipe the steamy texts first reports The Sun.

One read: "Don't do too much down the gym, save your energy for Wednesday ****"

Sally, 34, said: "I thought he was having an affair. I went nuts."

Mechanic Stuart, said: "We can laugh now. But she was set to chuck me out at the time."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1171903.html

Yeah that' was a quick excuse though on his part... but the guy's full of shit

I can hear him now 'and if you don't believe me I will even it take it to the papers to prove it. The papers would't let me lie!'

She just called his bluff.

Actually i've had that happen before, my Motorola took a quick spin in the wash, when they were repairing it they gave me a replacement... it had something on the To Do List..

"Have sex with Steve"

I found it slightly odd, but it does happen.

Maybe Steve at the repair shop too a shine to you.

fast thinker

talk about getting busted but at least he came up with an answer quickly...