Chandie is a tease... DRAMA ALERT INSIDE (I'm upset)
 

So get this. I buy the woman gorgous flowers. (pink to boot)
Take her out to dinner... and when the night is ending she won't stop talking about her ex's and how she is not dating right now.

After an evening with someone as charming as myself, you would think goodnight sex would be in order.

This woman is a tough customer. Look out guys she is a heart breaker.
















:1orglaugh

She is still talking about me? Hmm.

This Thread is useless with out pictures!

Talking about ex's is the female gender's way of saying they're not interested. :2 cents:

The idea that she might even consider having sex with a 20 year old boy is quite amusing. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

Why? You want to good buddy. But you're not getting any so find a new twink big boy.

It looks like English, but I have no idea what you are trying to say. But you will always be my favorite twink.

haha Boodles strikes again!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fact is, Chandie is WAY WAY out of BradM's league....

bradM, dinner was her doing you a FAVOR being sceen with a babe of that caliber. You should THANK HER and do your best to hook her up with a nice guy more in her league when she's ready to be dating again cause YOU just being sceen with her elevates your social status.

TRUST ME..BOODLES KNOWS!

What?

Yes to be sceen with sutch elite poeple is grate!

What he is trying to get thru your pretty little head is that Chandie did you a much bigger favor than if she actually had sex with you.

If you were really lucky the dishwasher or busboy at the restaurant saw you with her, and now may give you a shot because you gave the impression of being able to go out with someone of her caliber.

BURRRRNNN:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mi momi told mi dat aye am a suuper specul boi

ROFL

Brad, you are such a GOOFBALL and a DRAMA KING! :1orglaugh
Thank you for both dinner AND my "get well" flowers.
They are blooming beautifully for me on my dresser. :thumbsup

And sorry. I guess you DID get caught between two
girls talking roommates, ex's, food, and boys.
Must have been stimulating conversation. haha






And for the record, I AM dating. Well, sort of.
Applicants being accepted. Limited baggage, please.

BradM, you know that Chandie is saving herself for me. :thumbsup

Don't feel bad Brad, you still have Persius and Bdjuf :thumbsup

Chandie.

I would love to apply.

I am a white male mid 30's Work fulltime in the adult industry, and live on the beach in Mexico.

If you are interested I will ask my wife if I can go out with you.

I fucked her.........

Note to self: bring plenty of film to Scottsdale this weekend....

:1orglaugh

Two girls at dinner?

Brad, you "conveniently" left that part out ;)

All my baggage has to be able to fit in my saddlebags. Is that limited enough?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm sure she won't mind a bit. :winkwink:

Two girls? Hmmm... sounds like Brad is holding out on some details :Graucho

You didn't already have that note to yourself? :winkwink:

So much for what happens in Arizona, stays in Arizona.... ;-)

I didn't get any action but at least SOMETHING happened. I was not into girl/girl until last night.

Well, one girl at dinner...two at the house.
And she's a 20 year old college girl.

:Graucho


Btw, "roomie"...nice to see you around more
often. :winkwink:

omg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :321GFY

BTW how does 1 on saturday sound?

Whatever. You are such a shit. :1orglaugh

Mmm Bradley! You practically scored, man! :)

Hey Chandiegirl! I am back and ready to play! heheh Now if only I could get my new router to let trillian stay connected.. *grumble*

I am *so* jealous!

Not to worry, Hone.
The two "20's" ain't got nothing on you! :winkwink:

You can get in this weekend. But sadly I will not be coming.. plans are too complicated. :(
Just snap a few pictures for me in my absence. :glugglug

I get both of them this weekend...sucks to be me! :thumbsup

Plans are too complicated? Just get in your car, drive here, drink lots of alcohol, shake your booty and have fun! :thumbsup

Hay dud women are all the same ,Got issues!Welcome to the real world!That is why you can not be nice to them and spend money. Just take care buss. u need to hit that ass ASAP thats all!

I need to get Chandie loaded and take advantage of her in Vegas.

A Chandie and Honez sammich

I've been hearing rumors for months that Brad is flaming. This confirms the chatter!

:1orglaugh
No doubt. I feel sorry for you.

Make them sign a contract that they will sleep with you pending you buy dinner. Rookie.

Elli, how long until you notarize and return that contract I sent you?

Manny, Manny, Manny. Women don't all have "issues"
and we certainly aren't all "the same". Oh, and buying
a girl a burger is hardly "spending money".:1orglaugh

Btw, for all who didn't quite "get" the joke...he's kidding.

FAKE DRAMA.

Brad, I can't believe these people don't see through
you by now. You got 'em fooled. Nice work! :thumbsup

next time buy her a lapdance.. works like charm...

better yet.. give her a lapdance ;)

I've got one word for you.






"Jager"

I was trying to give her a dance in florida but some AZN was cockblocking

its on now

A contract and a burger.
That practically GUARANTEES sex.