Don't Choke In Texas....new Emergency Measure
 

Two Texans were having breakfast at their favorite watering hole, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady a few bar stools away turning blue from wolfing down an Armadillo omelette too fast.
The first Texan said to the other "Think we orta' help?"

"Yep", answered the second Texan.

The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked,
"Kin yew breathe?" She shook her head no.

"Kin yew speak?" She again shook her head no.

With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and started to lick her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief. The first Texan turned back to his friend and said......"Funny how that thar Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"