frog joke
 

here's one my 6 yr. old cousin told me last night - thought it was cute

A frog telephoned the an astrologer and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."

The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the astrologer, "Next term -- in her biology class