Sponsors that evolve until they are usless
 

I'm just loving all the neat new website designs that sponsors are building that allow you the pleasure of clicking on 10 links just to get 10 fucking URLs to hosted galleries.

GET A FUCKING CLUE!!!!

We got more things to do then kill an hour on your site just to get a few galleries.

Why not keep it simple like the old days where there was a page with a bunch of links that we could just copy and paste.

Oh, I know you have special templates and codes for revshare and pay per signup; but doesn't that just involve a simple variable change in the URLs that we can just open a text editor and do a "Replace all" command and be done with it instead of clicking 20 times to do the same thing.

Quit buying this over worked software that's meant to dazzle you, the website owner, but does nothing but bog your affiliates down.

When I see this stuff I think oh another ARS waiting to evolve into something usless.

PS: Most of the software packages for sponsor don't even do a correct address change. When I sign up to some sponsors and already know I'll be fucked if I need an address change because I recognize the software that already fucked me on 5 other sponsor sites.

lol amen.. Worse yet is they dont test it in anything but IE!!

I'd welcome any suggestions you guys have for our layout.


some things may not be possible to change right away..but it will give us something to work on.

thread is bookmarked ;)

I agree, ARS is hard to navigate...

want hosted galleries in a txt file?
here you go:

http://www.housewivescash.com/hosted...lerieslist.txt

Enjoy ;)

Yeah, amazing isn't it.
If the sponsor would surf their own site just one time as if they were an affiliate trying to get links they would surely get rid of some of this over-work mosters of stupid code and procedures.
This is the new beaurocratic porn!

I'm going to start a sponsorship to compete with them and here's my link
http://redtapeporn.com

http://stats.xpays.com/fhgtext.cgi?id=00025

generates (1 click)

16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Hiton|Samples from the full length tape.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Sucks|Paris swallows Rick's big cock.|
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16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Licked|Paris pussy licked by Rick.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Clit|Rick licking Paris wet clit.|
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16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Slurps|Super model Paris giving Rick a nice suck.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|BJ in Paris|Hotel Heiress swallows Rick's cock.|
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16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Hilton Pussy|Rick licks Paris Pussy.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Sex|Paris squirms as Rick fills her up.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Sex Tape|Blonde Hotel Heiress takes it.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Hotel Heiress|Paris moans as Rick licks her pussy.|
16|http://galleries.hotelheiress.com/a/...x.php?id=00025|Paris Sex Tape|Blonde Hotel Heiress gets eaten.|
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:thumbsup

That's what I'm talking about...quick and dirty.
I got all your links in 5 seconds!!!!!


I have over 20,000 hosted galleries in my database.
Can you imagine if I had to click a link for each gallery.
I'd be dead already.

I feel ya.

http://www.flyhighcash.com/hosted/galleries_movies.html

I like it simple.

You must be talking about sponsors other than CuteCouples: http://www.cutecouples.com/cgi-bin/gex/gex.cgi

SpaceAce

Here ya go bro, take your choice! You can have them with 20 or 40 character descriptions all with ONE simple click!

http://www.naughtybank.com/naughtybank20.txt

http://www.naughtybank.com/naughtybank40.txt

We give it to you anyway you want it!

http://www.pimpreviews.com/fhg.gif

STFU!!!

I already signed up and got all your galleries is 10 secs!:1orglaugh

remember the good old days when affiliates actually had to do some actual work of their own?

fuck, finally someone said it!! i just want a simple page, copy & paste of all the codes, galleries.... not clicking back, choosing a option, get one code, etc.

remember when people thought the world was flat?



:1orglaugh

Remember the old days when you had to make your own thumbnails, build the gallery yourself, submit it yourself, and host it yourself?

Then again, we made a lot more than the average webmaster does these days. And hosting costs 1/10th of what it once did.

Yeah.. those were the days alright.

hmmm, all our affiliates have to do is login, click "Marketing Tools", select a campaign/pricing option (trial/no-trial) (you really should be tracking your clicks through a campaign to squeeze the most out of your traffic) or leave it default, select either movie or picture galleries under the site you want to promote, voila, all of the galleries with preview thumb and linking code, or you can choose to do a text dump in the format of your choice...

And that really sucks.

NicheWealth has what you are looking for. :thumbsup

See sig, or hit me up if you need anything else.

ICQ 112 631 674

10 secs, is damn good :)

Works good then.

:thumbsup

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUllshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your site was the one that inspired me to make this post.

Yes it was great!!!

I was able to get all the links from your sites in very little time at all and I thought "this is going to be a great day for getting some new galleries".
Then I ran into the other stuff and damn near gave up.

I'm going to get their galleries but I'm taking my sweet time wading through the bullshit.

You shit has been up on 2 of my sites for a couple hours alreay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks again!

MORE FUCKING DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!


Go to this url http://mastergalleries.com

There you will see 3 months of wasted development by me.

This was going to be a huge script with tons of sponsor already included and all a newb had to do was enter his reseller codes and click go and it would build all his TGP on all his domains with pre-build template that could be modified.


BUT NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I started adding sponsors I raninto all this tmie consuming shit. I thought I only need to copy a list of links fomr everyone and add the site.

BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So if you try to down load this free script you get an error!
Because I crapped it out.

Fuck going through all that shit so I can give away a free script.


The only other reason I had for scrapping it was that I maybe over worked it a bit with too many options that only confusing webmasters so I didn't want to handle all the email questions and complaint about it being to complicated.

I still use it but I know how it works because I wrote it.

That script is over 10,000 lines of code and I scrapped it all because I couldn't just copy your damn links.

Hey don't forget that we paid for our own content too dammit!

I assume you're talking about something like this.. :winkwink:

http://www.adultsitetext.com/images/gallys.gif

Yes, this is useable.

See the issue here is getting things done on a large scale by just being one webmaster. I'm trying to sign up to a couple hundred sponsors and if each has some tbale of text field made from the "form" tag then I cannot copy this.

The mastergalleries script does have an HTML "stripper" where I can veiw the source page and put the entire page into the script and it will extract the URLs but there are still other URLs on the page that are not galleries so I have to go thru the shit and pick those out anyway.

I tried to get aound these fancy but usless designs but I just can't do this for 200 sponsors.


This script was an eazy way to make sure your galleries got picked up by webmasters as they only need to download it with the full data base and activate the sponsors they wanted; which should have been many.

well we're in the process of getting an instant download link put up also. As it is now you can just copy and paste and you're ready to go.

We will have the fancy stuff for those that want to specify everything they need and a plain jane vanilla one for those that want speed.

http://www.danatas.com/imgs/sample.gif

3 clicks, and a check box later, not changing any settings, you get a full URL dump of all of our hosted galleries.

That isn't to demanding on someones time.

And it only took 4 hours of posting to figure it out.


It still is not as eazy as just putting the links on one page.

You can defend it all you want and tell me how easy it is but you are not the one who has to use it so what does it matter that you alone think that it's good.

I don't see any post saying that's it's so great by other webmasters.

And the fact is that I didn't get the links yet even though I signed up hours ago. So I think that is what matters.

In the end, I signed up but didn't get what I wanted, still don't have it and therefore have not begun to promote the site.

So now you can call me stupid and all that and say that someone with brains would have already done it so forth but once again; I don't have the links up and it not being promoted like I had intended. But hey; I signed up to a lot of others and their links are already in the database and getting traffic.

So do it your way and this is the results.

Oh wait a minute....."The DOC"!

Same Doc that was with massivecocks.com?

If so then it makes sense to me now.
I made a shit load of money with massive cocks....until you fucked it up with popups and back button shit which cause me to get over 3000 galleries posted with your banner banned from TGPs.

I had more than 3000 galleries posted with your link!!!

Oh well; that's life.

keeping it simple is often the best.

theres a couple of sponsers that i've dropped because its like goin through a fuckin clicking-maze just to find what im lookin for.

time is money, people!!! :warning

Threads like this come from people working with huge quantities of shit traffic. :glugglug

hit me up 146-145-222 and try my script, I will give you access to the content section.

www.totemcash.com has over 1200 hosted galleries with a tool to choose the template and format the list any way you want.

We listen.

Small example:

http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Asian Angel dancing, stripping;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Asian babe amazing gymnast showing unexpected pussy angles?;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Brunette stripping;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Focus on a wet brunette pussy;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Brunette stripping and spreading pussy on a motor bike;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Brunette spreading her pink pussy lips;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Brunette biker stripping;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Brunette stripping in black garters and camera focusing on pussy;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Brunette stripping in white garters and camera focusing on ass;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Young brunette posing, stripping;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Watch this brunette stripping;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...10;16;Scottish brunette stripping and playing with her pussy;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Latin brunette stripping and lying down to show her ass;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...ds=9510;16;Hot tanned brunette stripping and spreading her pussy in a chair;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...9510;16;Famous brunette stripping and showing it all;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...ds=9510;16;Hot and wet tean brunette stripping;
http://banners.toteme.com/Galleries_...=9510;16;Latin brunette on a leather sofa getting all naked and showing ass;

The good old days, LOL only 4 years ago :glugglug

I've got 500 of the txt links !!!

ANyone who isn't already promoting/making money with Platinum Bucks, the easiest program, Hit me up.

Well, I'm sorry if you find the linking code section to hard to work with. Talk to John from NATS if you would like it changed, it's not my software. Or e-mail me a recommended change and I will forward to John.

As for MassiveCocks and LC, I left a long time ago. Simple as that.



As for yourself, you could have e-mailed me or sykkboy for help, called, sent an ICQ, or just slowed down on the linking code page and take the time to read it, it's easy to use. I don't find the linking codes page hard to use, no webmasters have ever bitched about it, so I would assume it was quick and simple.

The key word in your response is "time" that is the issue; we are
pressed for time. I can use what you have it's just taking too much time when compared to plane vanilla sites that just put the list there.

As for webmasters complaining; don't wait for it or rely on it.
Most people just huff and move on. Besides I complained about the excessive popups and back button tricks on massive cocks and nothing happened until the hun banned the site.
So we don't really see that complaining gets any result anyway.

I'm willing to also bet that you left massivecocks about the same day I dropped all the links. I sold over $60,000 worth of memberships to massive cocks and I'm sure I'm not the only one that had to drop the links.

While were still on the subject of webmaster areas let me post what I just got when checking some stats.

Warning: fetch(/www/virtual/bshaw/www.sicstats.com/templates_c//%%87^721^39483478ASD%%main_template.tpl.html.php): failed to open stream: Stale NFS file handle in /shaw3/home/bshaw/bshaw/www.sicstats.com/libs/Smarty.class.php on line 1247

Warning: fetch(): Failed opening '/www/virtual/bshaw/www.sicstats.com/templates_c//%%87^721^39483478ASD%%main_template.tpl.html.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php') in /shaw3/home/bshaw/bshaw/www.sicstats.com/libs/Smarty.class.php on line 1247


SQL is for programmers who are not good at managing data with PERL. There isn't a single fucking thing that SQL can do that cannot be done in PERL with a little ingenuity. But people insist on using it with all it's constant failures and high over head.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.


I wrote my stats/affiliate program for econfirmpro.com in a day and it has never failed not even once. I wonder why I can do it but others cannot. Maybe I just do it the simple way.