im trying to gain weight...
 

im thinking about switching to a diet of 2 packs of bacon per day

sound good?

Watch Super size me!:warning

That actually does sound really good.

I would like to pack on some pounds too.

I've been drinking a protein/meal replacement shake with each meal...but even that doesn't seem to be working.

I shit you not, I have gained 40 lbs since around june... The secret is espresso mochas with extra chocolate, sausage mcmuffins every morning, and lots of pasta, fries with gravy, and anything involving squirt cheese...

Good luck!! :)

:thumbsup

if you do that you're gonna gain a lot of weight in no time.

Try protein shake in the morning with 3 eggs in it.

i've tried all kinds of weight gain suppliments, nothing works :(

i dont drink anything with caffeine, ever

and idk what the hell a sausage mcmuffin is, but ill start hitting up mcdonalds for some sausage biscuits every morning :thumbsup

Same boat here.

i gained 30lbs eating 2 packs of hot dogs a week

awesome

i think i'll cut slits in the hot dogs and stuff them with bacon, and add some chili

Eat a box of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch every day and you will get fat fast.

dude i forgot about that stuff :thumbsup :thumbsup

Dont listen to the idiots.
Eat only healthy food. And workout regulary.

Protein shakes are bullshit.
Everything you gain on them will be lost very fast.

I tried that, and after a month lost 3 pounds :(

so im thinking if i gain a lot of fat, i can turn it into muscle.. rather than just starting from scratch

If you do all the shit people are posting, you are going to gain weight in all the wrong spots.. Start going to the gym and drinking protein shakes.

Fat doesn't turn into muscle.
And it looks ugly.
You still gonna be skinny with ugly fat layers on your body.

You need to grow meat.

Eat a lot. (but only healthy food. grease/sweets will fuck you up)

Pasta/Bread/Grains with eggs, red meat, or fish.

Eat atleast 4 times a day.
It helps to wake up early so you can squeze another meal in.

But dont stay up late - it wears you out (go to bed around 11 PM)

What're the hazards to eating raw eggs? Is there still a risk?

brizzard start lifting weights and increase the ammount of food that you do eat (healthy if you want to gain muscle mass, crap if you want to gain fat) Eat meals 6 times a day. I need more info on your goals, stats, ect to tailor what exactly you should eat. Make eating your life.

Getting tapeworms. Or salmonella.

its all based on your calorie intake and how much your body burns. apparently you have a very fast metabolism.

www.bodybuilding.com

check out the forum section

train hard in the gym (resistance training with free weights) and eat a lot of healthy food.

easy as that.

i do an hour of weight lifting 5 days a week, and i eat about 5-7 meals a day :(

im gonna follow OWNED's diet, i dont eat enough pasta/bread/fish

this thread started out as a joke

but im actually getting some good info, thanks guys :thumbsup

Eat a lot of Crispy Creams. 3 a day will do the trick.

owned can you please tell me where you get your info from, tapeworms from raw eggs? i have to give you a little credit you were half right about the salmonella part.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i have 20 extra pounds you can have.

do not listen to anythin owned says, some of it is correct but when it boils down to it he dont know what hes talking about (tape worms in eggs) dont lift 5 times a week you will overtrain, limit it to 3 days a week 45 min per session, heavy weights 3 sets of 8 reps

5 times a week is overkill.

Do quality workouts 3 times a week for separate body parts (upper body / lower body)

Red meat is good (beef, lamb)
Also chicken breasts, tuna fish.
Its better to boild egs.

And yes, eat a lot of carbs: pasta, potatos, rice etc.

owned tell me wheres this info on tape worms in eggs?

I butter my bacon:thumbsup

I made the tapeworms up. Cause i'm fucking scared of them. (you can get them from raw meat though)

But salmonellas are real.

yea i knew you made it up or you seriously didnt know what you were talking about, was tryin to figure out which

check this shit out, it's disgusting:

http://www.mennoniteusa.org/news/new...rms-claude.jpg

:shudder:

Here, take my weight!

eat

thanks for the info guys, however i already bought the bacon for tonight.. so after tonight's meal of one pack of bacon, i'll follow the suggestions in here :)

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