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Magg 11-09-2004 11:17 AM

Anyone hiring repetitive tasks monkey?
 
Got a friend whos looking for a job, he can do shit like answer emails to customers (mainstream or other markets), handle customer service inquiries, handle billing (overdue invoicing, actual invoicing, etc)

$300/week (or more depending on the position and responsibilities)

he can do a bunch of shit, affiliate management included..
talk to him.
available 7 days a week, 24/7
he's looking for something long-term, not one off jobs, etc.

AIM= toddlerjesus

Juicy D. Links 11-09-2004 11:20 AM

how is he with cleaning and vaccuming?

JSA Matt 11-09-2004 11:20 AM

good luck :)

http://www.darkhorizons.com/tv/images/sp-312.jpg

Bigwilly 11-09-2004 11:20 AM

ill pay him to promote my site and give him a comission of what he makes

Magg 11-09-2004 11:21 AM

hit him up, i dont want to be the relay bitch

Juicy D. Links 11-09-2004 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
hit him up, i dont want to be the relay bitch
he said he doesnt vacuum :(

Magg 11-09-2004 11:25 AM

he sucks a mean cock :glugglug

Magg 11-09-2004 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigwilly
ill pay him to promote my site and give him a comission of what he makes

you dont list any contact info and he says you havent hit him up, so yeah.......

jacked 11-09-2004 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
he sucks a mean cock :glugglug
i'll give him threee fiddy and hour to suck me off

Juicy D. Links 11-09-2004 11:41 AM

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

I am playing with him

BARTENDR69: Hello friend you look for job i see?
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: you have any skills that be special?
ToddlerJesus: what kind of position do you have open?
ToddlerJesus: i am able to do many things
ToddlerJesus: i dont code, design or web tho
BARTENDR69: u located in USA?
ToddlerJesus: more along the lines of customer related things
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: oh ok you do any stunt cock work maybe?
BARTENDR69: we have studio in NY
ToddlerJesus: hm
ToddlerJesus: details
BARTENDR69: you live by NY?
ToddlerJesus: im in california
BARTENDR69: ahh we do some shoots there also by los angeles area
BARTENDR69: you just need a dna test that say you have no aids
BARTENDR69: you close to la?
ToddlerJesus: yeah
ToddlerJesus: 1 hour maybe with all the traffic
BARTENDR69: ok let me explain
BARTENDR69: when we do a shoot with women we need a male to have sex with them
BARTENDR69: it pays 300 dollars US for a scene
BARTENDR69: you over the age of 18?
ToddlerJesus: yes
ToddlerJesus: how many scenes per day/week
BARTENDR69: ok cool usuallt work 2 days or so per week about 2 scenes a day
BARTENDR69: may i ask you how big you penis is?
ToddlerJesus: 8"
ToddlerJesus: ill brb tho
ToddlerJesus: im on phone with adelphia cable
BARTENDR69: ok friend
ToddlerJesus: brb

ace0r 11-09-2004 11:41 AM

what's his email addy

Bigwilly 11-09-2004 11:46 AM

i have a pair of sites allready designed hosted ect minimal traffic to them around 1k tell him ill split the profits with him if he knows how to submit promote them

Bigwilly 11-09-2004 11:48 AM

or if he cant do that tell ill pay him to let me throw peanuts at him while he dances in circles

Magg 11-09-2004 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

I am playing with him

BARTENDR69: Hello friend you look for job i see?
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: you have any skills that be special?
ToddlerJesus: what kind of position do you have open?
ToddlerJesus: i am able to do many things
ToddlerJesus: i dont code, design or web tho
BARTENDR69: u located in USA?
ToddlerJesus: more along the lines of customer related things
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: oh ok you do any stunt cock work maybe?
BARTENDR69: we have studio in NY
ToddlerJesus: hm
ToddlerJesus: details
BARTENDR69: you live by NY?
ToddlerJesus: im in california
BARTENDR69: ahh we do some shoots there also by los angeles area
BARTENDR69: you just need a dna test that say you have no aids
BARTENDR69: you close to la?
ToddlerJesus: yeah
ToddlerJesus: 1 hour maybe with all the traffic
BARTENDR69: ok let me explain
BARTENDR69: when we do a shoot with women we need a male to have sex with them
BARTENDR69: it pays 300 dollars US for a scene
BARTENDR69: you over the age of 18?
ToddlerJesus: yes
ToddlerJesus: how many scenes per day/week
BARTENDR69: ok cool usuallt work 2 days or so per week about 2 scenes a day
BARTENDR69: may i ask you how big you penis is?
ToddlerJesus: 8"
ToddlerJesus: ill brb tho
ToddlerJesus: im on phone with adelphia cable
BARTENDR69: ok friend
ToddlerJesus: brb


ROFL!!

Magg 11-09-2004 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ace0r
what's his email addy

you can get him at:

[email protected]

tranza 11-09-2004 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

I am playing with him

BARTENDR69: Hello friend you look for job i see?
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: you have any skills that be special?
ToddlerJesus: what kind of position do you have open?
ToddlerJesus: i am able to do many things
ToddlerJesus: i dont code, design or web tho
BARTENDR69: u located in USA?
ToddlerJesus: more along the lines of customer related things
ToddlerJesus: yes
BARTENDR69: oh ok you do any stunt cock work maybe?
BARTENDR69: we have studio in NY
ToddlerJesus: hm
ToddlerJesus: details
BARTENDR69: you live by NY?
ToddlerJesus: im in california
BARTENDR69: ahh we do some shoots there also by los angeles area
BARTENDR69: you just need a dna test that say you have no aids
BARTENDR69: you close to la?
ToddlerJesus: yeah
ToddlerJesus: 1 hour maybe with all the traffic
BARTENDR69: ok let me explain
BARTENDR69: when we do a shoot with women we need a male to have sex with them
BARTENDR69: it pays 300 dollars US for a scene
BARTENDR69: you over the age of 18?
ToddlerJesus: yes
ToddlerJesus: how many scenes per day/week
BARTENDR69: ok cool usuallt work 2 days or so per week about 2 scenes a day
BARTENDR69: may i ask you how big you penis is?
ToddlerJesus: 8"
ToddlerJesus: ill brb tho
ToddlerJesus: im on phone with adelphia cable
BARTENDR69: ok friend
ToddlerJesus: brb

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bigwilly 11-09-2004 12:04 PM

i got buddies who would have sex on camera for free why pay him $300

beemk 11-09-2004 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg

available 7 days a week, 24/7

damn, 168 hours a week for $300? where do i book him?

Magg 11-09-2004 01:38 PM

bump


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