Difference Between Men And Women (joke)
 

1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.


2.EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in
a$20 even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


3.MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
sale.


4.BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.


5.ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that.... is the beginning of a new
argument.


6.CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
cats.


7.FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


8.SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


9.MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


10.DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


11.NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


12.OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
Dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

Im going to wait for the cliff notes this is way to long to read

LMFAO!!

is that from your own experiences?:helpme :winkwink:

for the most part a man would skim through that, make a mental note its one of those women blah blah blah threads and go drink a cold 1

anyone got a cold 1?

HAHAHAHAHA funny!!

some were funny, some aren't.

that was pretty good :1orglaugh :1orglaugh