A John Waters Christmas
 

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Eccentric director John Waters has compiled his favorite holiday selections for the album "A John Waters Christmas," due tomorrow (Nov. 9) via New Line Records. The 12-track set boasts songs by Alvin and the Chipmunks, the late Tiny Tim, the Coctails, Big Dee Irwin and Little Eva, Roger Christian and Little Cindy, among others.

"Just when you think you can't stand to hear another Christmas carol, here I come with a holiday treat that will make you actually appreciate the insanity of the Yuletide season," Waters says of the album. "Wrap this CD as a gift to yourself, pretend you forgot what it is and act surprised when you open it. Close your eyes and imagine you're with me at my house Christmas morning listening to favorite carols."

Here is the track list for "A John Waters Christmas":

"Fat Daddy (Is Santa Claus)," Fat Daddy
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer," Tiny Tim
"Christmas Time Is Coming (A Street Carol)," Stormy Weather
"Happy Birthday Jesus (A Child's Prayer)," Little Cindy
"Here Comes Fatty Claus," Rudolph and Gang
"Little Mary Christmas," Roger Christian
"I Wish You A Marry Christmas," Big Dee Irwin and Little Eva
"Santa! Don't Pass Me By," Jimmy Donley
"Sleigh Ride," Alvin and the Chipmunks
"Sleigh Bells, Reindeer and Snow," Rita Faye Wilson
"First Snowfall," the Coctails
"Santa Claus Is a Black Man," AKIM & the Teddy Vann Production Company

i don't think i can do that.