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lisa77 11-08-2004 06:12 PM

Wicked Witches Are Planning The Theft Of Human Female Bodies In 2006!
 
WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING THE THEFT OF HUMAN FEMALE BODIES IN 2006!


YOU SHOULD GET A DREAM ABOUT THIS!

THERE IS A WAY TO PROTECT YOUR BODY, GIRLS! PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE!

IN 2006, WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING THE OUTRIGHT THEFT OF HUMAN FEMALE BODIES!
GO AND WATCH THE MOVIES

1. BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
2. FREAKY FRIDAY
3. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

TO FURTHER YOUR UNDERSTANDING THAT A PHYSICAL BODY IS NOT IMPORTANT - WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT IS THE MIND INSIDE THE BODY AND THE MINDS INSIDE BODIES CAN BE "THROWN OUT" OF THE BODY AND A 'NEW MIND' BE INSERTED IN! THIS IS WHAT WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING TO DO IN 2006!


GIRLS THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO TO PROTECT YOURSELF / YOUR PHYSICAL BODY!

1. GO AND PURCHASE OR GET 'THE STAR OF DAVID' FROM A MALL OR ANYWHERE!
PLEASE DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE TO BE 'JEWISH' TO WEAR THIS - IT IS A PROTECTION IN THE SPIRIT WORLD (THE DREAMWORLD) WHEN YOU SLEEP - YOUR 'DREAMBODY' IS BEING PROTECTED WHILE YOU WEAR IT. THE STAR OF DAVID IS LIKE 'LIGHT' IN THE DREAMING AND WICKED WITCHES ARE AFRAID OF IT!

2. AFTER YOU BUY IT, WASH IT WITH WATER, THEN WEAR IT - IF YOU CAN'T WEAR IT ALL DAY ATLEAST WEAR IT WHILE YOU SLEEP - THIS IS ACTUALLY WHEN YOUR BODY IS TAKEN - VIA THE DREAMWORLD!

3. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DREAMS FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION!!!!!!!

REMEMBER, 'THE BEST DEFENSE IS AWARENESS' - WICKED WITCHES ARE REAL (THEY 'HIDE' THEMSELVES BY MAKING YOU BELIEVE ARE ARE 'NOT REAL')

"THE DREAMWORLD IS THE SPIRITWORLD"
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DREAMS!

candyflip 11-08-2004 06:13 PM

WILL PARIS HILTON BE SUING THEM?

SmokeyTheBear 11-08-2004 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
WILL PARIS HILTON BE SUING THEM?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

she is one of them

Phoenix 11-08-2004 06:16 PM

thanks for the tip...those damn witches..lol

H.I.G 11-08-2004 07:12 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip 11-08-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

she is one of them

She does look like one.

Have you seen pics of her and her sis when they were little kids?

Talk about being hit with an ugly stick.

reynold 11-09-2004 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lisa77
WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING THE THEFT OF HUMAN FEMALE BODIES IN 2006!


YOU SHOULD GET A DREAM ABOUT THIS!

THERE IS A WAY TO PROTECT YOUR BODY, GIRLS! PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE!

IN 2006, WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING THE OUTRIGHT THEFT OF HUMAN FEMALE BODIES!
GO AND WATCH THE MOVIES

1. BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
2. FREAKY FRIDAY
3. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

TO FURTHER YOUR UNDERSTANDING THAT A PHYSICAL BODY IS NOT IMPORTANT - WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT IS THE MIND INSIDE THE BODY AND THE MINDS INSIDE BODIES CAN BE "THROWN OUT" OF THE BODY AND A 'NEW MIND' BE INSERTED IN! THIS IS WHAT WICKED WITCHES ARE PLANNING TO DO IN 2006!


GIRLS THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO TO PROTECT YOURSELF / YOUR PHYSICAL BODY!

1. GO AND PURCHASE OR GET 'THE STAR OF DAVID' FROM A MALL OR ANYWHERE!
PLEASE DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE TO BE 'JEWISH' TO WEAR THIS - IT IS A PROTECTION IN THE SPIRIT WORLD (THE DREAMWORLD) WHEN YOU SLEEP - YOUR 'DREAMBODY' IS BEING PROTECTED WHILE YOU WEAR IT. THE STAR OF DAVID IS LIKE 'LIGHT' IN THE DREAMING AND WICKED WITCHES ARE AFRAID OF IT!

2. AFTER YOU BUY IT, WASH IT WITH WATER, THEN WEAR IT - IF YOU CAN'T WEAR IT ALL DAY ATLEAST WEAR IT WHILE YOU SLEEP - THIS IS ACTUALLY WHEN YOUR BODY IS TAKEN - VIA THE DREAMWORLD!

3. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DREAMS FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION!!!!!!!

REMEMBER, 'THE BEST DEFENSE IS AWARENESS' - WICKED WITCHES ARE REAL (THEY 'HIDE' THEMSELVES BY MAKING YOU BELIEVE ARE ARE 'NOT REAL')

"THE DREAMWORLD IS THE SPIRITWORLD"
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR DREAMS!

pretty funny stuff but scary if it' s true.

titmowse 11-09-2004 10:09 AM

fuck wicked witches. fear the bitter bitches! :thumbsup

panchodog's izzy 11-09-2004 10:27 AM

I'm bumping this thread 'cause it's too fucking funny....


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

twistyneck 11-09-2004 10:51 AM

Thanks for the warning. I hate witches.

angeleyes 11-09-2004 10:55 AM

Can you send me some of what you are smoking? :helpme

OzMan 11-09-2004 11:01 AM

Which witch? Is it just the wicked witches of the East that are doing this because I am in the West so we can relax here right? I also don't have a vagina so I am exempt right? Please tell me as I can't sleep..... :(

panchodog's izzy 11-09-2004 12:06 PM

What happens to the trannies? Do the witches try to snatch their bodies or do they just let them be and go on with their tranny lives?

Hmmmmmm... it makes you wonder, does it not?


:1orglaugh


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