I want to have my first true experience of manlove with a Canadian
 

Joel, I am ready for you big guy:Graucho

http://www.mrizzz.com/pics/gfy/hairyass.jpg

LadyM, get the video cued:thumbsup

mirage or posh tonight?

posh, the amazons are making an appearance

word? time?

10:30 be ready

make it 11 even

Someone say amazons? I have amazons.

While I'm flattered that you're wanting to have your first "TRUE" (We all know what this means, you don't count juicy) experience, I'm not sure that I can perform up to your standards at this time. Please save that thought and perhaps some day in the near future I will be able to make your wildest dreams come true. :Graucho


(Pardon me while I go vomit)

Ok lets do it

HELLO

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times
I sometimes see you pass outside my door
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care
Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know

'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you ...

Hello, is it me you're looking for?
'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely or is someone loving you?
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying ... I love you

my manlove is for joel this evening

OH... MY... GOD... !!!!!!!!!!

joels mangina is tight and moist! :thumbsup

You'd be the one to know!

i spoke to the lord today and he asked me if i had seen you, and you know what he said when i asked why...


...because heaven is missing an angel

:(

jealousy rears its ugly head :winkwink:

I'm not sure, but I think I want to beat you with a rubber bat. Either that, or give in to your sexual advances. :winkwink:

That's SO ROMANTIC! He used to be like that about me, but you came into the picture and swept him off his feet. Sniff.

It's all about the mangina, you have the wrong plumbing.

Yeah... well I admit it.. I'm totally outclassed when it comes to you and Izzy :(

I'll be sure to remember that...


Let me break out the Bob Vila "Home Plumbing" books we have around somewhere. We'll get that all fixed up.

jact is pregnant with my illigitimate love child :Graucho

Crossroads, seem to come and go, yeah.
The gypsy flies from coast to coast

Knowing many, loving none,
Bearing sorrow havin? fun,
But back home he?ll always run
To sweet JOEL... mmm...

Freight train, each car looks the same, all the same.
And no one knows the gypsy?s name

No one hears his lonely sigh,
There are no blankets where he lies.
In all his deepest dreams the gypsy flies
With sweet JOEL... mmm...

Again the morning?s come,
Again he?s on the run,
Sunbeams shining through his hair,
Appearing not to have a care.
Well, pick up your gear and gypsy roll on, roll on.

Crossroads, will you ever let him go? (lord, lord)
Will you hide the dead man?s ghost,
Or will he lie, beneath the clay,
Or will his spirit roll away?

But I know that he won?t stay without JOEL.

Yes I know that he won?t stay without JOEL.

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you?re here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we?re gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we?ll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you?re here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

You?re here, there?s nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We?ll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!

So THAT'S what that is.. that explains a lot.

Cumming already? He's not even finished singing to you yet!

Remember, I'm multi-orgasmic.:Graucho

joel is this sinking in?




Take me back in the arms I love
Need me like you did before
Touch me once again
And remember when
There was no one that you wanted more

Don?t go you know you will break my heart
She won?t love you like I will
I?m the one who?ll stay
When she walks away
And you know I?ll be standing here still

I?ll be waiting for you
Here inside my heart
I?m the one who wants to love you more
You will see I can give you
Everything you need
Let me be the one to love you more

See me as if you never knew
Hold me so you can?t let go
Just believe in me
I will make you see
All the things that your heart needs to know

I?ll be waiting for you
Here inside my heart
I?m the one who wants to love you more
You will see I can give you
Everything you need
Let me be the one to love you more

And some way all the love that we had can be saved
Whatever it takes we?ll find a way

I?ll be waiting for you
Here inside my heart
I?m the one who wants to love you more
You will see I can give you
Everything you need
Let me be the one to love you more

Gee, I wonder who taught you that ;P

Izzy, you make me wanna jizzy!

woooooooooooo, i have torn down your heterosexual walls of machismo

You had Midget working on me, didn't you? That little fucker grabbed my pecker and kissed me during our last shoot (We weren't in front of the camera, don't ask for pics, jeez)

:eek7

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

but i know ladyM is gonna show me picks sooner or later:Graucho

That is so fuckin disgusting.

What, the utter lack of inhibition? Or the male bonding?

I'm gonna be needing a lot of therapy after seeing that.