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Matt Frackas 11-06-2004 05:28 PM

I just almost got bit by this Black Widow spider (pic)
 
I keep getting hammered with spiders this year.

I was cleaning out the back patio, had some weights sitting on the ground...I picked one up and RIGHT next to my fucking hand ..this Black Widow comes scurrying out. I took this pic after I hurt her.


http://www.mattsmodels.com/crap/blog05-01.jpg

WickedVenus 11-06-2004 05:31 PM

ewww at least it didnt bite you!!

Manowar 11-06-2004 05:34 PM

holy shit

i thought those things only lived in like south america and stuff :helpme

Mefo 11-06-2004 05:43 PM

good thing you crushed it, nasty things...

MrIzzz 11-06-2004 05:44 PM

is that the google spider?






(lol, i know i've used this joke 100 times now)

Matt Frackas 11-06-2004 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mefo
good thing you crushed it, nasty things...
yeah and had to clean the area good in case of eggs.

Ewwww.

Sosa 11-06-2004 05:45 PM

damn spiders

xclusive 11-06-2004 05:48 PM

Wow that would have sucked glad your ok...

Vitasoy 11-06-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
holy shit

i thought those things only lived in like south america and stuff :helpme


The US has a shit load of poisonous spiders :winkwink:

OzMan 11-06-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
holy shit

i thought those things only lived in like south america and stuff :helpme

Don't move to Vegas.
I went walking with my 6 yo son the other night and we counted 55 black widows in 15 minutes.

The walls have drainholes every four feet or so and every one is home to a spider. They are like Black widow Condos.

We also counted zero crack whores and zero muggers so I guess it's not too bad in this neighborhood. :glugglug

Rinaldo 11-06-2004 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
Don't move to Vegas.
I went walking with my 6 yo son the other night and we counted 55 black widows in 15 minutes.

The walls have drainholes every four feet or so and every one is home to a spider. They are like Black widow Condos.

We also counted zero crack whores and zero muggers so I guess it's not too bad in this neighborhood. :glugglug


rofl.

well brown recluse spiders are even worse... I was bitten in the Army twice... spent 2 weeks in the hospital... I hate fucking spiders now

Babagirls 11-06-2004 10:46 PM

ewww, i hate spiders!!! :BangBang:

OzMan 11-07-2004 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Rinaldo
rofl.

well brown recluse spiders are even worse... I was bitten in the Army twice... spent 2 weeks in the hospital... I hate fucking spiders now

I have heard some horror stories with those brown recluse, flesh dissolving little mofos. They don't even look dangerous which is worse but at least they live up to their name and don't get out much.

smack 11-07-2004 01:54 AM

apperently there is a black widow within 20 feet of most houses.

xenophobic 11-07-2004 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
The US has a shit load of poisonous spiders :winkwink:
Venomous and all spiders carry Venom, just most cannot penetrate the skin, but that is why people who get bit by large spiders, feel a little burn, have blue/purple edged bites etc.

Alky 11-07-2004 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
I have heard some horror stories with those brown recluse, flesh dissolving little mofos. They don't even look dangerous which is worse but at least they live up to their name and don't get out much.
yea they dont get out much, just chill in places you would never think... like your dresser or bed.

BruceM 11-07-2004 04:17 AM

Scary shit, glad you're alright Matt

jimmyf 11-07-2004 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Rinaldo
rofl.

well brown recluse spiders are even worse... I was bitten in the Army twice... spent 2 weeks in the hospital... I hate fucking spiders now

a recluse got me also about 25 years ago.

Made big hole in my leg and left a scar as big as a quarter..

some bad ass spiders

getfreeze 11-07-2004 06:11 AM

seems like the spider in the movie "spider man" are you peter parker?

groark 11-07-2004 06:43 AM

Those are damn scary

adultentertainment 11-07-2004 06:48 AM

never had any problems with spiders...too cold up here i guess

reynold 11-07-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt Frackas
I keep getting hammered with spiders this year.

I was cleaning out the back patio, had some weights sitting on the ground...I picked one up and RIGHT next to my fucking hand ..this Black Widow comes scurrying out. I took this pic after I hurt her.


http://www.mattsmodels.com/crap/blog05-01.jpg

Too Bad maybe you could have been the next spiderman

gangbangjoe 11-07-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
is that the google spider?






(lol, i know i've used this joke 100 times now)



:1orglaugh

Peaches 11-07-2004 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
holy shit

i thought those things only lived in like south america and stuff :helpme

We have them here in GA


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