My 4 Year Old Son's Views on the Election (Humorous)
 

As many of you know, my ex wife is very religious and conservative. She's a great mother, however, and includes my son in all appropriate aspects in her life. She tries to allow him to form his own opinions.

Last night I was taking my son to dinner. It was just he and I in my truck and I wanted to have a conversation with him. I asked him:

ME: So, who'd you vote for in the election?

HIM: Well, I didn't go with mommy when she voted. She told me she voted for President Bush. I wanted the other guy to win.

ME: Oh yeah? Why did you want the other guy to win?

HIM: Because he wants to give flashlights to everybody so they can see at night. I think he wants to give all of us flashlights.

ME: Oh really? That's a good reason. But he didn't win, huh?

HIM: No. He only got 3 votes and President Bush got 19. I'm kinda sad the other guy didn't win.


I had to do all I could to keep from laughing really hard. It was SO CUTE hearing a 4 year old say these things. But he was being VERY serious so I didn't want to laugh.

that rules man.

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Damn, that would be cool :thumbsup :1orglaugh

hahaha... were did he get the flashlight idea from?


you should buy a flashlight and mail it to your son and put "from John Kerry".. lol

I'm pretty sure the flashlights came from his recently developed fear of the dark. He carries his little green flashlight everywhere.

A few days ago he left it in my car. He called the next afternoon asking if I knew where his flashlight was. When I told him he had indeed left it in my car he wanted me to bring it to him ASAP so he'd have it before it got dark.

aw.. you should buy him a nightlight.. i use to have one when i was his age and it helped me sleep, it was one with i think donald duck and mickey mouse.

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Hmmm, I think the "flashlights for votes" idea could have worked:helpme

A night light casts weird shadows on the walls that scare him. He prefers to have his bedroom door left open with the hall light on.

I've had some really cute conversations with him late at night when he's scared and wants to talk to daddy.

Awww, that is so CUTE!!! I'm jealous as hell.


I want a flashlight too. :)

that's really cute...

must be an awesome feeling to have such a conversation with your own son.

the kid is cute, hehe :glugglug

John Kerry wanted to give everyone a flashlight? That would have changed my vote entirely! :winkwink:

WOah. if he gave everybody flashlights, the right guy would have been in office!

I love that you are talking to him about the election even at that level.

The flashlights :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't be stupid people... the kid mean "FLESHLIGHT" not "FLASHLIGHT"

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Serious man, this is killing me. Too damn funny

I hope you both have a chance latter in life to share a few beers at a bar sometime and talk about the flashlight story. Maybe he'll be a liberal or a conservative??? By then there will be something else no doubt. Eitherway, you'll love him.

Thanks for sharing the moment.

i actually burst out laughing when i read this

It is awesome indeed. He makes me proud in SO many ways,

I asked my niece who she wanted to win and she said "John Kerry". I said "why is that?" She replied, "Bush already had a turn." Kids are just so sweetly simple.

That's so cute... I love kids

Kids are so great. You never know what might come out of their mouth. Good stuff.

thats why i voted for him

Me too! Everyone needs a good flashlight!



I got my hat by the way! It's awesome!

Well I see he has more of a grasp on politics than anybody that voted for Bush...:Graucho

thats pretty funny

Yep. It's simple, really. George Bush is not giving out flashlights.

And he only won by 13 votes.

you really have a smart kid there pal.

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Cute ;) I cannot wait till my daughter hit that age

how did she deal with the fact that you are working in the adult biz ?

Well, she's my "ex" now. When I started she was NOT my "ex".

Guess that about sums it up. LOL.

:(



sad to hear


but is money worth more then love ?

it often goes like that in this biz. but it is a biz, plain and simple.

If there weren't deeper problems than that I never would have started in this business. But for Christian girls, very few things allow for divorce. The other problems made life miserable, but they wouldn't allow her to get divorced.

Porn, on the other hand.... her Pastor's blessing on divorce was instant.

I've been thinking of this all day, and I do believe flashlights would have been GWB's undoing...

maybe he meant fleshlights? either way, watch for Hillary to try that next time around

Hehe Kids are awesome

It's all simplified from the eyes of a child.... My son today told me that he was "beg pampin" and I almost died...

Nice.

My almost 3 year old knows the entire Jib Jab song. :helpme

man, you seem to have an awesome kid !

He's SO intelligent. His mother and I both spend a lot of time educating him.

Don... that's the KEY! Mrs. and I spend all the time we can with our son, and he's not shuffled to daycare... Thankfully....
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definitly a great thing

its amazing how kids can learn fast anything if they are pushed to do it