Why does this send shivers down my spine...
 

Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...912759-7532741

because some jackass is going to try and recreate the movie Flatliners, then his family will sue the mfg. co.

Ever notice that the only stuff on TV
are...

Police state shows.
Drug commericals along with insurance commercials?

Fucked up media shit ass hole mother fuckers scaring da PersianKitty:(

SIck bastards!

I have seen them advertised on late nite cable . . . I was thinking of buying one and a tow truck. I can jumpstart cars and patients as required

this is reality porn waiting to happen...

it's a good thing to have at home for some families

amazing

and the instruction manual is in spanish

It kinda gives me the creeps too.

I love this: :1orglaugh

" I USE THIS THING EVERY DAY!, November 6, 2004
Reviewer: Bruce Allen "Bruce" (Charlotte, NC) - See all my reviews

So your morning coffee just doesn't quite do the job? Then try this little baby for an electrifying start to your day! After waking up and having my shower, I attach the pads to my chest and give myself a couple of good jolts of juice and I'm wide awake! Yessirre, this little device is the best thing on the market and it's now available for home use! I'm even gonna send a petition to city hall to have these things installed on the street corners too! Wait! Don't stop there! What about phone booths, subway stations, shopping centers and public washrooms too? There are no limits to where this thing can go. The AED is simple to use and the instructions guide you through the entire process, so there's no guesswork! Best invention since sliced bread in my opinion! Thank-you Philips for such a practical invention. You've put the spark back in my morning! "

I like that big orange ZaP
button :)

i don't think i would want someone operating a defib machine that wasn't a trained professional. CPR knowledge is a must in any home though. which reminds me, i need to go get re certified.

Yeah, I saw the commercials too. they had some crazy stats about how many lives would be saved annually if everyone had one.