i just found out sex is better if you don't wack off 9 times a day
 

holding off from masterbating makes sex better?!?!?!

who'd have thought it!

trouble is waiting till tomorrow.......

you ever fuck a cheeseburger?

you know - i've never even used whipped cream in the bedroom - i think i may go out and buy some for tomorrow

then... unfortunately... i will never, ever see sex get better for me

i thought that - then i tried this - oh my fucking god - impressive results. rough the night before though

beat off a couple times so you dont bust "the cheap 1"

then fuck her hard for a couple hours

shell tell her friends about you

wack of 2 times a day max.

fuck that. i'll blow the cheap one in her. that's the best feeling of all and what it's all about.


then i'll do her again, and again, and if i'm feeling energetic maybe one more time. anything after that will require pharmaceudical suppliment which i'm not against but she's usually worn out by that time.

i'll have to try your methods.. :) -g

tried holding of for 2-3 weeks a couple of times: makes you horny as hell and the way up to the orgasm is kickass. But the orgasm itself always got weaker for some odd reason.

half a day after gyming and when hungover is kickass.

These ideas are just plain crazy :Hollering

Usually if I'm absolutely sure I'm getting action ahead of time I'll refrain from self pleasure. Longest I've gone was one week and OMFG, I must have put on like an extra inch and squirted about a gallon of cum LOL

you actually 'schedule' your sex life? whatsupwithdat?

nah.. wacking is tha shit! :1orglaugh

theres no way i could go long enough to test that theory out :(

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yes, saving the juice really makes a difference.

Eat bananas and holding off on any type of self pleasure is the best.

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good point here, lol

but actually one of my fav things to do, when i know the lady i'm with likes to give oral, i blow my cheap load on the BJ. then when it comes to action time i give her the nice long one. best of both worlds.

dont know if i could go more than 2 days or so without spanking though

thats what happens when yo get old

I agree masturbate and then go for the fucking you will last longer...

go sleazy go go go

:Graucho

What fantasies do you whack off to Sleaze?

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spray variety always and don't be tempted to go for the whole chocolate bar thing with it. It may sound like fun, it might feel like fun but the visuals after are a bit icky.

Yeah... My old lady can always tell when I've been sampling my product.

My goat doesn't care how I perform :Graucho

that must be some charming goat........ pics..

No pics! Get your own goat.

Mine doesn't love you anymore

the hardest is getting by without wanking, saving up is a bitch, but sex is great after, and the best is when you blow your load, its like a gallon of cum.

saving up and not wanking requires a lot of discipline.

So simple. So true. Yet, so hard. (pun intended)

lool... no doubt about it :) Sex is good when you are wasted on weed too . Allthought I rarely smoke the chronic anymore

I have a jerk off like twice a week only because my girlfriend is so hot I get sex all the time. It's so fun banging a hot 20year old brunette every night.

Lol... This whole thread is just too funny...

9 times a day? damn sleazy..lol

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Sleazy Is elite ! and he is a sexy biatch !